“爷爷，这就是那个打掉我内裤的变态！”                                                                        少女那童真无邪的眼神怒视着我，看的我是一阵心口愧疚和难受。                                                                        噢。                                                                        fk啊!                                                                        怎么能对这纯洁少女做出这么禽兽不如的事情？                                                                        当即，我一指林瑶“你丫的，你怎么能打掉人家小妹妹的内裤，你简直是禽兽不如啊。回去我好好教训你，还不快去跟人家道歉！”                                                                        于是。                                                                        我机智的祸水东移！                                                                        林瑶是傻眼了下，旋即一个委屈，差点没咬我。                                                                        唉。                                                                        对不起了老妹。                                                                        欧尼酱为了在未来老师的面前表现的好一点，只能用节操把你牺牲了！                                                                        “不是变态是你！”小姑娘见我冤枉了林瑶，立刻打算纠正。                                                                        “什么，变态是你！”我吃惊的望向旁边的陈瑾萱。                                                                        她握紧拳头。                                                                        若不是在人多的地方，她肯定是要打死我了！                                                                        这不。                                                                        人比较少。                                                                        她很收敛的把我一腿甩在了地上，把我打的半死之后就装回了没事人的模样                                                                        是的。                                                                        我在这个柯政明教授面前的第一眼印象不咋滴。                                                                        校长是个矮小的胖子，我和他关系凑合的原因仅仅是因为他无耻的在办公室上和我的班主任战的惊天动地，搞得我这个送作业本的在外面站了3分钟等他完事提好裤子从里面出来，自此对我关照有加。                                                                        柯政明教授。                                                                        这是个长着白头短发，看起来颇为严肃的一个人。                                                                        自然。                                                                        他很相信自己孙女的话，是对我开始好像有点小戒备。不过嘛，似乎是校长在他面前很夸奖我，这老家伙也是看着我说话了。                                                                        “听说你想学心理能告诉我为什么吗？”他问。                                                                        “容易泡妞！”我老实回答。                                                                        “”                                                                        老人家嘴角一抽，忍住没抽我，强忍着脾气道“好，这个也不是不可以。那，你知道学心理要有什么天赋吗？自己能行么？”                                                                        “像我这么聪明就行！”我道。                                                                        “”他不语了，忽然沉默了下来。                                                                        看了我半天，他忽然笑了“你是一个很自恋的人，但也不缺乏自信，从你的言行举止来看，你虽然像属于大大咧咧的那种人，不过实际却是属于那种心思慎密，防备心极强，做事一丝不苟，极为聪慧的人物！”                                                                        然而。                                                                        他忽然夸我了。                                                                        我是一愣。                                                                        旋即羞涩的道“我也是这么觉得的！”                                                                        嘛。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        其实我挺佩服。                                                                        不愧是心理学家，这判断能力，让我有点吃惊。                                                                        不过。                                                                        他是从哪点看出我是这样的人？                                                                        只是。                                                                        他又仿佛知道我在想什么一样，又道“第一，从你现在的眼神来看，你无时无刻不在盯着我双眼，这是在观察我的脾气和性格以及情绪的变化，更是没放过其他人看你的神情，我是藉此看出你是个心思缜密的人。                                                                        第二，虽然你是装作羞涩和得意，可你眼中还是同样充满着警惕和好奇，并且刚进来打开门时你的手臂肌肉完全是准备爆发的状态，对我们只是一瞥就过，剩余的便是打量着四周的环境，这证明你对他人防备心极强，极害怕受到危险！                                                                        最后一点，你这人的穿着看起来是很随意，不过却是经过细心的调整，让人看起来却颇为养眼，而且你走路的步伐沉稳，行为妥当，举止语言又是恰到好处又不会太过，加上你那副天生的好脸蛋和这种伪性格，更让人产生不了讨厌情怀”                                                                        说完了。                                                                        他眼神已经变成了满意，点头啧啧称赞“你这种人，适合学心理！”                                                                        “”                                                                        在这个世界。                                                                        我只讨厌两种人。                                                                        一种是比我帅的男人，一种是会心理的人。                                                                        所以。                                                                        帅这点我没办法再变化了，只能把心理弥补好。                                                                        学心理。                                                                        就是为了不让人看透了。                                                                        这一下这种被研究透彻的感觉，让我除了吃惊外之外，更多的是对心理这门学问的震撼。                                                                        这柯政明，不愧是国家有名的心理学家。                                                                        “教授，你谬赞了！”我干笑。                                                                        他明白我不想张扬，也是摇头轻笑。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        至于他这么分析。                                                                        其他几个人都是瞪大眼睛看着我，尤其是我妹，她那傻眼的表情似乎是在说，我和我欧尼酱呆了这么多年都没那么了解，你们是不是搞基了，否则怎么那么熟悉。                                                                        是的。                                                                        剩下的是陈瑾萱的变化。                                                                        她眼中。                                                                        我一直是个变态流氓加色鬼。                                                                        现在被这么优秀的评论，她也有点不敢相信。                                                                        可惜。                                                                        这是权威教授。                                                                        她无力反驳。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        这教授说的也其实都对了。                                                                        所以。                                                                        我也是求知**产生了，便问“教授你是怎么分析的？”                                                                        “呵呵，这个其实人人都会，只不过，我们学心理的，把它做的更透彻罢了！”他笑道“只要研究人的眼神，行为，认真的在脑子分析，结合自己所学的一些心理学知识，那便没有任何问题！”                                                                        是这样啊。                                                                        我点了点头。                                                                        这东西的确不是说我聪明就能会的，还是得学习。                                                                        “你是撕开教师丝袜的那个学生吧？”他又问。                                                                        “”                                                                        我脸色一绿。                                                                        老子真出名！                                                                        “没事，学习压力大，这样正常。你们校长说你极为聪明，也不假。我们学校的特招生名额也还好几个，刚好我手中也有一个，过几天让你们校长转给你证书，至于考试就不必了，我看过你成绩，足够了！”                                                                        他这样道。                                                                        好了。                                                                        我是有点吃惊。                                                                        江南大学是大名校，这个家伙看了我一下就愿意给我证书了？                                                                        这好奇怪啊                                                                        不可能这样！                                                                        “对了，你爸爸前段时间给我打过电话，说你如果有什么需要帮助的，可以找我！”他忽然补充了一句。                                                                        我爸爸？                                                                        我去。                                                                        我说呢，原来如此。                                                                        走后门？                                                                        “我知道了！”我点头“谢谢教授！”                                                                        “教授，你认识我老爸啊？”林瑶却是好奇了。                                                                        “是啊，以前我们有过交集！”他笑着说，不过看起来是没打算说什么关系了。                                                                        但也罢了。                                                                        恐怕我老爸也在随时关注着我们，我撕老师丝袜的事情他八成也知道。                                                                        恐怕还会怒拍桌子，吼道“不愧是我儿子！”                                                                        之后离开了。                                                                        回家。                                                                        毕竟都快五点了，现在还得回去晚上怎么骗陈瑾萱帮我完成任务。                                                                        不过在这时。                                                                        出了点变故了。                                                                        我眼里很好，                                                                        但突然看到了远处有个身影，是个女人的身影。她走在了偏僻的小巷子中，手中忽然唰的一下，出现了一把短剑，朝着那无人的楼房跑了过去。                                                                        这短剑，是我们玩家公用的武器                                                                        打开侦查。                                                                        “玩家：苏青  编号：5413”                                                                        是玩家。                                                                        我故意侦查的。                                                                        她没有看向我，这证明她不到五级！                                                                        我沉默了下。                                                                        在城市碰到其他不大强大的玩家，恐怕唯一的想法都是杀掉赚取经验吧。                                                                        “你们先回去，我去买点东西！”                                                                        我把两个妞扔下，立刻朝着那个方向跑了过去。                                                                        拿出武器。                                                                        我偷偷跟上了。                                                                        那女人，肯定准备做和玩家的战斗。                                                                        从我当了玩家起，我也知道我肯定不能做一个好人，去瞧瞧能不能坐收渔翁之利。                                                                        毕竟                                                                        前期升级很重要！                                                                        朝着楼梯道走了过去，我变换出了武器，加上本来奖励的手套，我的战斗力已经达到27了，这也不差，四级中应该碰不到多危险的对手。                                                                        楼道很黑，我没有听到任何声音，借此我也可以判断那人在天台。                                                                        这不。                                                                        刚到天台门外不远，立刻传来了剧烈的碰撞声。望过去时，面前的场景是两个男女搏斗，其中那个女人似乎实力比较强大，一下子将男人摔在了地上，正准备解决掉他。同样，让我惊讶的是，那女人的手在颤抖，似乎有点恐惧。                                                                        新手？                                                                        做主线任务？                                                                        我打赌！                                                                        肯定是如此！                                                                        然而，在她要赢的时候，变故发生了，我脑袋也在同时嗡的一声。                                                                        “叮全系统通知提示：玩家耶稣击败乾元山10级守卫弟子，获得称谓：乾元新锐！”                                                                        也是这下。                                                                        让我傻眼，让那女人呆滞了下。                                                                        哗！                                                                        地下那人，一脚踹在了那女人的肚子上，起身一剑就准备砍掉她脑袋！