解气了。                                                                        被打的地方虽然酸痛，但身上有装备带，自己恢复能力又强，还不至于会死人。                                                                        不过这家伙。                                                                        战斗力我估计也就零碎几点，被我一巴掌打的差点就昏迷了，看到这起不来的模样，也是懒得再动手。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我敢袭警！                                                                        我在一开始，进入思考了之后，我就敢确定，我不会有任何危险。                                                                        很简单。                                                                        拥有这个系统，我会被保护！                                                                        我不知道国家是下了什么手脚，可以是监控器，或者可以是派人监督。但他们肯定能知道我无时无刻在做什么，毕竟我连杀人他们都可以轻而易举的掩盖，这种小事并不算啥。                                                                        这是感觉。                                                                        我的智商不是说着玩的。                                                                        所以。                                                                        这就是我大胆的一点。                                                                        欺负我，老子背后有大中华呢！                                                                        离开警察局，那矮胖子是笑着送着我离去的。                                                                        在这个是世界。                                                                        也许有人帮你当人看。                                                                        但在不把人当人看的人中，权财势，你拥有一种，才能成为人。所以，当人，其实也很难。                                                                        像那警察。                                                                        以为我是普通的小渣渣，这不是就敢欺负我了吗？                                                                        秉公？                                                                        草，他妈的胡扯呢!                                                                        回到了游泳馆。当我发现两逗逼女人正在欢乐的玩水，几乎是忘记了我的死活这看的我是气的差点吐血。                                                                        “欧尼酱，你回来啦？”                                                                        不过见我回来，两妞倒是有点良心的爬了起来。                                                                        是的。                                                                        林瑶之后给我按摩捶肩揉腿，笑呵呵的问我了“欧尼酱，你什么时候会打架的？”                                                                        “”                                                                        我就知道她会问这个问题。                                                                        这妞是个十足的武痴迷！                                                                        小时候我还比较傻，五岁的时候还在喝奶粉，这妞倒是机智了。当时看着金庸的电视剧，忽然对着我来了一个降龙十八掌，连拍了我十九下，打的我呛得差点死在那，从此戒了奶粉。                                                                        我谢谢她。                                                                        至今一直忘了说                                                                        “我碰到世外高人他教给了我绝世神功！”我认真的道。                                                                        于是，她比我更认真了“能不能教我？”                                                                        “”                                                                        拍死了她，我是缓了口气淡定坐下了。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        我是觉得在这里也没啥好玩的，加上去警察局，现在都下午三四点了，我再不想主意让这逗逼萱说出我喜欢你这四个字，真的是要降级啊。                                                                        “啊，流氓！”                                                                        但忽然。                                                                        刚才那个叫小茹的姑娘出现在了我面前。                                                                        她看到我，也是吃惊的大叫“你怎么从警察局出来了？”                                                                        “我为什么不能从警察局出来？”我好奇了。                                                                        “我哥说他会让你好久出不来的啊！”她道。                                                                        尼玛。                                                                        这么老实的姑娘我不打她对不起我自己啊。毕竟这是她哥想要坑我！                                                                        “你哥呢？”                                                                        “他出去了！”                                                                        “你过来！”                                                                        “干嘛？”                                                                        “我给你好吃的！”                                                                        “我又不是三岁小孩！”她瞪着我，可爱的模样倒是别有风情。                                                                        也是。                                                                        长的没有林瑶那么均匀，没有陈瑾萱那么高挑，但还是蛮可爱的。                                                                        “过来！”我不开心了。                                                                        “你长得丑！我怕！”她说。                                                                        好了。                                                                        我本来只是想把她拉过来好好的欺负一下就送她走的，可这么一句话，我顿时就傻眼了。                                                                        靠！                                                                        老子即便不是超级大帅哥，但怎么也属于帅哥级别啊。                                                                        她这是什么意思？                                                                        我丑！？                                                                        审美观有问题！                                                                        这不。                                                                        我把她抓了过来，怒气冲冲的扛在了膝盖上压住了“啪！”的一巴掌拍在了她的屁股上。                                                                        “你说什么？”我怒道。                                                                        “我说你丑”她被我打了下屁股，脸色瞬间通红了起来，仿佛是遭到了羞辱，咬着牙瞪我“我爷爷说，长的像你这种下唇后浓剑眉说话喜欢带笑却眼神沉浮不定看着女孩的都是色狼，都是坏人，都长的丑！”                                                                        咦。                                                                        这话说的好对！                                                                        啪！                                                                        可我又一巴掌打在她屁股上“你爷爷是谁？”                                                                        自然。                                                                        与此同时。                                                                        陈瑾萱和林瑶也在看戏。                                                                        “我爷爷，我爷爷是江南大学的教授，是教心理的，这是她教我的!”她被我拍了两下，从愤怒的神情变成委屈了。                                                                        心理学教授？                                                                        我错愕了下。                                                                        咦。                                                                        江南的心理学教授就那么两个                                                                        等等。                                                                        我不该打她。                                                                        爷爷，这万一以后我老师是她爷爷怎么办？我要考的可是江南大学心理系专业啊！                                                                        “啪！”                                                                        可情不自禁的，我忽然又打了一个巴掌。                                                                        “叮黑皮手套效果发动，玩家随机打落了面前女孩的一件物品！”                                                                        “掉落装备：顽皮兔小内裤！”                                                                        “防御力：0!”                                                                        “效果：无！”                                                                        “介绍：可爱青少女在幼儿阶段喜欢穿着的内裤，穿起来别有一番风情！”                                                                        可突然间。                                                                        我脑袋出现了这样的提示。                                                                        而我，完全错愕了！                                                                        我草！                                                                        这样打屁股都行？                                                                        之后我再度傻眼了。                                                                        趴在我身上的这叫小茹的小妞也傻眼了。                                                                        林瑶和陈瑾萱也傻眼了。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我打出的那件粉红色小内裤忽然从半空中跌落，掉在了地上                                                                        掉落                                                                        出了物品！？                                                                        “哇”                                                                        身上这妞忽然哭了起来。                                                                        我是不知所措。                                                                        “等等，小妞别哭啊，我给你糖吃！”我脸色大变了。                                                                        怎么出了这种破事？                                                                        “我的内裤！”她哇哇大叫。                                                                        “”                                                                        我感觉不妙了。                                                                        等等她那个哥哥进来，这次肯定有理由告我猥琐未成年少女！                                                                        我和林瑶陈瑾萱三人对视一眼。                                                                        “啪！”                                                                        我把这妞扔在了地上，三个人立刻跑路!                                                                        呵呵                                                                        我们好机智！                                                                        “欧尼酱！”路上，林瑶严肃的看着我“你能不能教教我怎么把人家内裤给打出来的神功！？你今天好神奇！”                                                                        我他妈的想哭了。                                                                        我也知道我神奇啊。                                                                        鬼知道我这手套能把别人的内裤给打下来。                                                                        神奇的系统。                                                                        “变态！”                                                                        不过，陈瑾萱却是离得我更远了。                                                                        “不是，瑾萱你听我解释！”                                                                        “你别过来，我怕我条件性反射会杀了你”她威胁我。                                                                        得了。                                                                        今天想让她说喜欢我，估计打死她都不可能的。                                                                        难不成任务要未完成？                                                                        大爷的。                                                                        掉级啊！                                                                        没多想。                                                                        因为在这个时候，我的手机突然响起了。                                                                        是校长的。                                                                        我在学校的学习成绩优异，总是全年级前十，这在毕业校长也记了我的电话。厄，我撕女老师丝袜的事情他恐怕早知道了，上次打电话让我妹和我说叫我补考的不就是他吗？                                                                        于是。                                                                        我接了电话。                                                                        “怀银啊！”一打开电话就是这幅长辈的语气。                                                                        “诶，校长您老人家好！”                                                                        “哈哈，好好，没你年轻人好啊，学习压力大，精力旺盛，什么都能干出来！”他和蔼的一笑，侧面讽刺了我的撕开丝袜事件，随后又道“你过来学校一趟，江南大学的心理教授柯政明来了，你不是说想报考心理系的吗，这次就是个机会！”                                                                        好的。                                                                        是这个茬。                                                                        其他两妞也都听见了。                                                                        心理大学教授？                                                                        我是崇尚心理学业的。                                                                        这不，和两妞商讨了下，连忙回家换了套衣服，连忙就走去了学校。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        有时候自己明知道可能已经闯货了，但却不知道祸什么时候会降临。                                                                        是的。                                                                        现在降临了。                                                                        这不，当我打开校长办公室，刚准备笑呵呵的打个招呼时，表现出自己是个乖巧的好学生之时，却突然和旁边的两个小伙伴惊呆在在了原地。                                                                        好的。                                                                        我看到了那个被我打掉内裤叫小茹的那个小姑娘。                                                                        傻眼了                                                                        “”                                                                        而那妞也很机智。                                                                        见到我先是呆滞了下，但发现身边有人保护了，也是底气一足，立刻怒指我“爷爷，这就是那个打掉我内裤的变态！”                                                                        “”