第六十一章:让你当保镖,没让你当拆队专家-《逃荒?替嫁福妃手握千亿物资!》

    墨君染浑身上下散发出来一股强烈的杀意。                                他忽的转身,抬手成掌,眼看着就要敲碎扯他头发之人的天灵盖。                                不曾想。                                他刚转身,还没来得及急落掌,身后之人便突然嗷了一嗓子,随后一脸惊恐的快速后退。                                “啊……不是雪团啊。”                                嗯?                                墨君染眉头一蹙。                                “雪团是什么人?”                                少年黑曜石般的大眼睛一眨,单纯无害。                                “雪团不是人,是我养的一只熊瞎子,它跟你一样,也是一身白毛。                                方才我刚醒来,忽然瞥见你的白毛,我还以为是雪团呢,就习惯性的扯了一下,没想到扯错了,对不起啊。”                                不是人!                                熊瞎子!                                白毛!                                这每个词语,都可以让墨君染将眼前一脸虚弱的少年五八分尸。                                但!                                谁来告诉他。                                为什么一个快二十岁的少年,目光竟然比四岁的奶娃还清澈纯净……                                他眼神干净的就像是他的一些子民一样,以至于在他一本正经的说了对不起之后,他竟然对他有些下不去手。                                垂在身侧的拳头被捏的咔咔作响。                                墨君染突然有些后悔跟虞棠的交易了。                                别说保护他们到小北庄了,这才一炷香的时间不到,他都想给这队伍灭了……                                墨君染咬了咬牙,想着这毕竟是第一天,若让这事就这么过去了,之后的路途他还怎么立威?                                想罢,他大手一扬,想随便教训一下这少年。                                可他还没打下去呢,就只见少年眨了眨眼睛,突然仰头一嚎。                                “哇呜,有坏人要打笑笑,娘——”                                墨君染:“……”                                小的嚎完大的嚎。                                一个叫嫂嫂,一个叫娘。                                虞棠头疼不已。                                天知道,她现在就想好好吃个牛蛙喂。                                “好啦好啦,他没要打你,他跟笑笑开玩笑的,笑笑不哭哈~”                                虞棠无奈,安抚完小的,又上前安抚大的。                                墨君染:“!!!”                                什么鬼,虞棠都有这么大的儿子了???                                墨君染:“你……”                                “你可消停点吧!”                                虞棠直接打断了他的话。                                “我是让你来当队伍保镖的,不是让你来当拆队专家的,你安分一点行不?”                                墨君染闻言怒火攻心。                                什么叫他不安分。                                他也想吃饭,但被辣到了,他能有什么办法。                                再说了,不就喝了一口奶吗?                                说起来,都怪这小破孩。                                他不嚷嚷,哪里有那么多的事。                                想罢。                                墨君染扭头去瞪小安儿,却只见小安儿躲在虞棠身后,见他看去,当即吐舌头做鬼脸,还转身背对着他,朝他扭了扭屁股,极其的挑衅。                                墨君染瞳孔一凛。                                他正要发作,虞棠突然出声。                                “好了,都坐回去吃饭,谁再闹事,今夜就罚他不准吃饭!”                                墨君染:“……”                                哼,他……                                好吧。                                他要吃饭,教训孩子什么的,改日再说吧。                                他吃不了辣,虞棠索性让他坐到了清汤锅哪里去。                                生怕他们会吃着吃着打起来,虞棠只能悲愤的放弃了辣锅,也坐到了这边来。                                笑笑身上还有伤。                                虽然他眼巴巴的往辣锅那边瞟,但也被虞棠勒令坐在了这边。                                吃之前,虞棠还特意替他检查了一下伤口。                                这才一两日的功夫,他伤口便结痂了,这般愈合能力,让虞棠暗自称奇。                                就是这脑袋瓜子。                                也不知道什么时候能好了。                                因为墨君染也是一头白发,所以笑笑一开始对他挺有亲切感的。                                但这份亲切感还刚自心底生出来,就被墨君染的凶相给扼杀了。                                因此。                                笑笑瞬间转头投靠了小安儿,一顿饭的功夫,便成了小安儿手下的三号小弟,现反白毛联盟成员之一,未来的中二少年团预备队员。                                插曲过去,两个火堆旁。                                众人涮火锅涮的兴致高昂,气色红润,暖意融融,气氛热闹。                                角落里,那婢女和那侍卫依靠在冰冷的马车旁,各抱着一个干烧饼,费牙的慢啃着。                                四下都是浓浓的马粪味,甄玉芙瞪着一双猩红的眼睛,恼怒的将那硬的能打死狗的烧饼扔了出去。                                她的手很准!                                烧饼正正砸中一坨马粪。                                马粪瞬间迸溅而起,溅了三人一身。                                婢女小声哭泣着,将被溅了马粪的那部分烧饼给掰下来扔了,默默背过身去,继续啃着剩下的烧饼。                                那侍卫却不忍,直接一扯麻绳,将甄玉芙扯了过去,随后将带着马粪的烧饼,直接拍在了甄玉芙的脸上。                                甄玉芙惨叫一声,十指朝着那侍卫抓挠而去,却因力气差距太大,被那侍卫扯住头发就地暴揍……                                夜黑风高之下,又是一场小小的人间惨案。                                十米外。                                叶存云也无心去理会甄玉芙,他一脸恼怒的瞪着中午脱离他们,晚上就加入到了用餐大队里去的墨君染,气的就着西北风,狠狠咬了一口干粮。                                他身后的一众随从,眼巴巴的瞅着虞棠他们那边,一脸的凄苦悲凉。                                众人吃饱了就开始轮流休息。                                虞棠安置好大家伙儿,叫上北王妃,南音,李婶,带上两个孩子,打算去泡个温泉。                                小安儿和萧厌一开始不知道要去做什么,费劲吧啦的摆脱了笑笑,跟着虞棠她们去了。                                一到地,明白过来要做什么,他一手捂住自己的小鸟不算,还大方的分了一只手去帮萧厌捂,小脸爆红。                                “娘,嫂嫂,男女有别,还是你们洗吧,我两先回去了。”                                说完,小安儿拉了萧厌,转身就想跑。                                虞棠一手揪住一个小家伙的衣领,将人往温泉池拽。                                “毛都没长齐,避讳那么多做什么,你也不闻闻,你们身上都臭了,麻溜的,你们先洗,洗完赶紧回去睡觉。”                                闻言小安儿长长的松了一口气。                                “原来不一起洗啊,嫂嫂,你早说啊……”                                话落,挣脱开虞棠的手,他扑腾着小短腿走到池子边,扑通一声蹦了进去,水花四溅。                                “阿厌,快来啊,这池子好舒服啊……”                                萧厌十二岁了,比小安儿稳重了不少,但毕竟是个孩子,此刻听到小安儿的呼唤,抿了抿小嘴巴,也忍不住了,当即撒开蹄子跑了过去。                                两个小家伙带着一只猴,把池水搅得水花乱溅,北王妃忍不住笑骂了几声。                                “简直就是三个泼猴!”

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