第四十六章 不准去-《终极高手在校园》

    回到烧烤摊前,秦天将几大袋子海鲜放在地上,看着老神在在的坐在烤摊前的史胖子和张小强骂道:“你们两个家伙,怎么一点也不自觉,还不赶紧过来把东西拿出来,还想不想吃了?”                                                                        “嘿嘿,来了,来了。”史胖子咧嘴一笑,晃着肥胖的身躯站起身看着张小强,道:“赶紧起来,老大生气了。”                                                                        张小强可不会像史胖子那样,起个身都那么困难,一个轱辘就站起身,比胖子还先一步走到秦天和张欢面前,将放在地上的袋子打开,拿出里面各种海鲜。                                                                        胖子见状暗骂一声,走上前跟张小强抢着将袋子里的海鲜拿出来,好像生怕晚了就没有什么东西可拿一样。                                                                        秦天和张欢相视一眼,找到位子坐下,秦天拿起一瓶啤酒给张欢倒了一杯,而后给自己倒了一杯,喝了一杯润了润嗓子。                                                                        “陈老师,一共用了五百二十块钱,什么时候给报销啊?”秦天放下酒杯看着陈美嘉,脸上露出贱贱的笑容。                                                                        “没得报,这是你请大家吃的。”陈美嘉瞪了秦天,道:“也算是给你迟到的惩罚吧,哈哈。”                                                                        “要不我给你报吧?”李雅也不知道哪根筋又搭错了,一脸笑容的看着秦天,道:“一会姐姐给你报,你不会不要吧?”                                                                        “我无所谓的,反正钱都是张欢同学出的,我一分钱没出。”秦天耸了耸肩看着李雅和陈美嘉,道:“你们谁报都行,到时候把钱给张欢同学就好了。”                                                                        陈美嘉和李雅:“···”                                                                        她们都没想到,钱竟然是张欢出的,将目光看向张欢,见张欢一脸不好意思的时候,她们知道秦天说的是真的。                                                                        “这钱还是我报吧。”陈美嘉怪嗔了一眼秦天,随手拿过一个小包包,从里面拿出五百二十块钱递到张欢面前,道:“张欢同学,来,拿着。”                                                                        “老师,不用了,就当是我请大家吧。”张欢见状红着脸摆了摆手,道:“大家很少能这样坐在一起,我很高兴能跟大家这样轻松的在一起,这就算是我给大家的礼物吧。”                                                                        “那不行,今天我们是集体出来的,这钱也不是我自己掏的腰包,是班上的班费,你就收下吧。”陈美嘉,道:“以后多的是机会,到时候你在请我们,我们一定二话不说,这样可以吧?”                                                                        虽然五百多块钱不是很多,但是陈美嘉并不能真的让秦天或者张欢出。                                                                        张欢见陈美嘉执意如此,情不自禁的将目光看向秦天,对于这样的举动,连她自己都不知道为什么。                                                                        秦天见张欢看向自己,脸上露出一抹欠揍的笑容,道:“既然老师这么说了,你就收下呗,反正这钱本来就该老师出的。你说是不是啊,陈老师。”                                                                        说着秦天一把将陈美嘉手上的钱拿了过来,塞到张欢手里。                                                                        陈美嘉见状瞪了秦天一眼,并不是说秦天拿她的钱,而是看不惯秦天那一副欠揍的样子。                                                                        秦天佯装没看见,拿起酒杯看着江丽蓉笑道:”来,江警官,我们喝酒。”                                                                        江丽蓉见状笑着拿起酒杯跟秦天碰了一下,微微仰头喝了一口酒。                                                                        “来,来,让大家久等了,大家继续吃。”看着被史胖子和张小强烤的差不多的海鲜,将一只烤的香喷喷的大虾夹到乔子琳碗里笑道:“来,吃虾。”                                                                        “谢谢。”乔子琳脸上露出一抹笑容,给了秦天一个甜美的笑容,拿起虾剥了起来。                                                                        “我也要。”李雅一副争风吃醋的模样看着秦天。                                                                        “自己拿。”                                                                        “我不要,我就要你拿。”李雅嘟着嘴吵囔着。                                                                        “**吃不吃。”                                                                        “你就给我拿一个嘛,不要这么小气嘛。”                                                                        “不拿。”                                                                        “一百块,一百一个。”                                                                        “不干。”                                                                        “两百。”                                                                        “不干。”                                                                        “三百。”                                                                        “不干。”                                                                        “最多四百。不然我自己拿了。”                                                                        “最少五百,不然你自己拿吧。”                                                                        “成交。”                                                                        “早说嘛。”秦天一脸笑容的拿起筷子,夹了两只虾到李雅的碗里笑道:“一千块,刷卡还是现金?”                                                                        “噗···”                                                                        听到秦天的话,陈美嘉等人再也忍不住一口喷了出来,这家伙还要不要脸了,帮同学夹个虾,最后竟然成了金钱的交易,交易也就算了,还这么直接,刷卡还是现金?怎么听着那么熟悉呢?                                                                        “刷卡,你这能刷吗?”李雅拿起筷子快速将还被秦天夹在筷子上的吓夺下,拿着碗将碗藏到身后,一脸得意道。                                                                        “江警官,有人赖账,你可得为我做主。”看着李雅那一脸得意的样子,秦天一脸委屈的看着江丽蓉,道:“你可要为我这种弱势群体做主啊,现在的资本家什么的真是太坏了。”                                                                        江丽蓉闻言无语,她没想到秦天竟然会把她给拉进来,这让她怎么说?叫李雅给钱给秦天?这明显就是一场不成立的交易嘛,同学之间夹个虾,五百块一个,这不瞎扯么?                                                                        但是要是不这样说,那又能怎么办呢?秦天那一副委屈的样子,可是演的跟真的一样,整一个弱势群体中的超级弱者的模样啊。                                                                        “这是你们学生间的内部矛盾,要不你找你们老师解决吧?”江丽蓉沉吟一会,看着秦天,道:“我想你们老师比我更适合处理这件事。”                                                                        “丽蓉,晚上不给你睡的地方。”陈美嘉苦着脸看着江丽蓉威胁道。                                                                        “美嘉,我宁愿不睡,也不想处理这样的事,这事还是你解决吧。”江丽蓉一脸无奈道。                                                                        “我觉的吧,李雅就该给钱。”乔子琳这时开口,道:“交易条件是李雅先提出来的,既然她先提出来,她就该承认此次交易的真实性,最后两人也达成了交易,秦天也给她了要的东西,那么她就该履行职责,给秦天支付足额的报酬。”                                                                        “我也觉得应该这样。”张欢表示赞同,道:“既然达成了交易,就该履行应该履行的交易的筹码。”                                                                        “听见没,听见没?”秦天满脸笑容,道:“这才是明事理的人,赶紧给钱。”                                                                        “哼。”李雅冷哼一声,随手拿出一叠钱,丢到秦天面前,道:“钱奴,下次别让我逮到你。”                                                                        秦天接过钱,一点也不在意李雅的威胁,拿着一叠钱美滋滋的数了起来。                                                                        将手上的钱点清除后,秦天拿着钱在手上拍了拍,看着史胖子和张小强笑道:“胖子,小强,一会哥带你们找几个漂亮美眉按摩去。”                                                                        “不准去。”史泰龙和张小强还没反应过来,几个女孩异口同声的呵斥一声,吓得秦天忍不住缩了缩脖子,一脸疑惑的看着四个女孩。                                                                        “你现在还是个学生,怎么能去那种地方呢?我是你的老师,我不能让你去那种地方。”陈美嘉见秦天朝她看来,脸色稍微一红,而后满嘴借口,道。                                                                        “我是你的同学,我也不允许你去那种地方。”乔子琳开口道。                                                                        “我是警察,也不允许看到有人在我面前去那种地方。”                                                                        “我,我,我是你的学习委员,我也不允许你去那种地方。”                                                                        “那你呢?”秦天将目光看向李雅。                                                                        “我,这钱是我的,我不允许你拿我的钱去那种地方。”                                                                        “现在这钱是我的了。支配权在我手上,你管不着。”                                                                        “反正就是不行。”李雅冷哼一声,道:“要是你敢去,我就叫人把那地方给砸了。”                                                                        “切,你砸就砸呗,那地方又不是我家的。”秦天一脸不以为然,道:“那样我还觉得更加刺激呢。”                                                                        李雅闻言无语,她就不明白了,秦天怎么就跟她作对呢,不管是陈美嘉还是乔子琳,她们的借口都不是很好啊,秦天怎么就不找她们的茬呢?                                                                        这家伙一定是在报复我,一定是的。                                                                        李雅心里暗暗道。                                                                        ...