那是我高二刚读完的暑假。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        穿的那一件苍老师特卖服装是我高二暑假花了几百大洋特别从苍老师展览会上购买的，还是教师节那天呢。                                                                        我想藉此缅怀苍老师的。                                                                        哦。                                                                        对了。                                                                        扯远了。                                                                        我看了看我自己，完全就是真实的我，可竟然没人看见，系统还真给力。                                                                        当然。                                                                        我感谢系统。                                                                        有了这个让我不知道为什么会抛弃所有一切的记忆片段。                                                                        “昨天测试的游戏，你们都觉得满意吗？”                                                                        好像是领头的那个专家正拿着笔记着。                                                                        “不错！”                                                                        “挺喜欢的！”                                                                        “欧尼酱喜欢我就喜欢”                                                                        一群人笑嘻嘻的回答。                                                                        不过。                                                                        唯独那个怯弱少女是握紧了自己的衣服，她约莫十七八岁，貌似和我差不多，脸上的苍白程度倒是和亚哪有的一拼啊，她说“我，我不大敢杀人！”                                                                        “这游戏，都是假的，你不用担心，当做打木头一样！”专家回答她。                                                                        大爷的。                                                                        这开始还是忽悠人的？                                                                        不过。                                                                        貌似没忽悠到我。                                                                        那高二的我，仿佛眼神比我现在更为灵动了，他噙着笑，仿佛猜到了这不是一个游戏一样。                                                                        “你们是推荐来的最精英天才，现在的任务是帮这个游戏打通关而已！”这个专家继续耸了耸肩“既然你们觉得都可以，那么，休息下，晚点再进入游戏！”                                                                        为什么开始会骗以前的我们？                                                                        我不知道。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        走一步看一步。                                                                        但这时。                                                                        林瑶貌似因为粘着我，被一年多前的我给扔给了陈瑾萱，自个倒是跑到了跑到了苍白小姑娘的旁边，一脸的羞涩。                                                                        “我”这家伙忽然羞涩了。                                                                        暂时喊他小怀银吧。                                                                        只是                                                                        卧槽。                                                                        我竟然会羞涩？                                                                        我惊呆了。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        那少女是真的很漂亮，看到自己被看着，是呆了下，苍白的脸浮现出点红晕“你怎么啦？”                                                                        “其实我”小怀银是更不好意思了，这把少女吓得小脸更是通红。                                                                        “其实？”                                                                        “能不能借我一百块？”他之后这样羞涩的道。                                                                        “”                                                                        注定孤独                                                                        我他妈的差点没冲过去把自己给打一顿。                                                                        你大爷的。                                                                        找女人借钱？                                                                        “啊这个我我好像没带钱！”少女是被吓了一跳，然后站了起来，摸着自己的裤子“找不到了”                                                                        “不会吧？”小坏银兄是把她当做坏蛋一样“你肯定是不想借我！”                                                                        “不，不是的！！”少女红着脸摇头。                                                                        “不，肯定是不想借我！”坏银兄是严肃的道。                                                                        “我我真没带！”少女快哭了。                                                                        “我不信，除非你给我搜一下！”                                                                        “我我是女孩”                                                                        “女孩咋啦？难不成女孩不是人啊？**教导我们要人人平等，你别以为你是女孩就特别了，在我眼里，人人平等的！”坏银兄颇为严谨。                                                                        然后少女妥协了。                                                                        坏银兄很淡定的摸了少女屁股一遍，如果不是看到林瑶在看着他，估摸连少女胸部也要下手了                                                                        这                                                                        这不是孤独一生。                                                                        我已经感觉到不可思议了。                                                                        妈蛋。                                                                        明明都是我，为什么我竟然不知道这种神奇的招数？                                                                        看着少女红脸完全不敢说话的模样，坏银兄是无视了林瑶，看着她“嘿，妹纸啊，既然你没钱借我，那下次是不是要借我？”                                                                        “借借啊！”                                                                        “哦，今天你没有一百块钱，那你下次要还给我一百块钱哦！”我说。                                                                        “啊好的！”少女慌乱点头。                                                                        “”                                                                        我我勒个草。                                                                        太机智了。                                                                        我一拍脸，这家伙，直接赚了一百块钱啊。                                                                        我说呢。                                                                        高二的生活费都是林瑶在挥霍，几乎没剩下几毛钱，两人能活下来的原因还真的是靠如此牛b的我啊                                                                        “你叫什么名字啊？”坏银兄问了。                                                                        “啊？那个我我叫楚瑶”                                                                        “哦，楚瑶啊”坏银兄捏了捏自己下巴“你三围多少？”                                                                        “你这是耍流氓！！”                                                                        “咦，姑娘，你这是犯了诽谤罪啊！”少年瞪大眼睛“我这是纯粹的两人友好，我小丁丁三十厘米，我都可以老实告诉你，这在日本叫啥？叫坦诚相对啊同志，新中国开放，我们思想也该开放，你怎么能这么迂腐呢！”                                                                        他一副痛心疾首的模样。                                                                        只是                                                                        喂喂。                                                                        你小丁丁30我怎么不知道？                                                                        卧槽！                                                                        坑你大爷啊！                                                                        但。                                                                        这招好牛逼。                                                                        少女又是吓得小脸红扑扑的，差点就要报数据了！                                                                        “欧尼酱！”                                                                        林瑶是不知道啥时候大怒着站在我身后“我以调戏良家少女罪逮捕你！”                                                                        “啪！”                                                                        坏银兄很不要脸的一巴掌拍在自己妹妹屁股上“哪凉快哪玩泥巴去，别瞎搅合！”                                                                        “林怀银，你怎么每个女人都想猥琐一遍？”陈瑾萱倒是站了出来，霸气威武的道。                                                                        “哎哟喂！”                                                                        但这个坏银兄真心**啊，比我更**就是了。                                                                        他得意的站在了陈瑾萱面前“我说，平底锅，我泡妞管你毛事啊？”                                                                        “你老娘”                                                                        “表白！！”                                                                        “你”                                                                        “表白！！”                                                                        “我我”陈瑾萱是咬着下唇，怒瞪了坏银兄一眼，转过身，愤愤不平的不敢说话了。                                                                        这次。                                                                        真的。                                                                        完全呆了！                                                                        这还能制服逗逼萱？                                                                        还能叫平底锅？                                                                        卧槽！                                                                        两年前的我到底是怎么混的？                                                                        我他妈的怎么有一种想拜他为师的冲动？                                                                        表白？                                                                        啥意思呢！                                                                        嘛。                                                                        不管了，估计以后有制服逗逼萱的办法了！                                                                        “老大！”                                                                        小胖子倒是忽然屁颠屁颠的跑到了坏银兄的旁边“昨天你要的那36的苍老师特定网盘我拖人给您弄好啦！”                                                                        “不错不错！”                                                                        坏银兄捏了捏胖子的脸“下次带你升级！”                                                                        “谢谢老大！”                                                                        “”                                                                        我一直在好奇。                                                                        为什么我抽屉里那么多猥琐的v，每一部都足够我享用终生。                                                                        现在。                                                                        明白了                                                                        “切！”                                                                        许依依忽然对坏银兄切了一声。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        机智的坏银兄是当场听到了。                                                                        “小妮子，你切啥啊？”坏银兄怒视她。                                                                        “没，小屁孩，装老大，看到无聊！”许依依耸肩。                                                                        是的。                                                                        许依依比我大两岁。                                                                        “少女，其实我会算命。你最近是不是吃不好睡不好，经常做恶梦？”然而，坏银兄是扬起嘴角笑了。                                                                        妈蛋。                                                                        这个谁不会看。                                                                        她脸色不好看，眼眶发黑，这一看就是做恶梦没睡觉，至于睡不好，看她舌头，说话时舌头有点藓，这是胃有点问题。                                                                        这成了会算卦了！？                                                                        “你怎么知道？”许依依傻眼。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        几年前，许依依也还是纯洁的少女啊。                                                                        “呵呵呵，我说了，我会算命，我看你印堂发黑，现在如果不紧急治疗，以后恐怕有大病缠身！”坏银兄道。                                                                        “那怎么治疗？”许依依急了。                                                                        “咦，我不告诉你！”他得意的笑道“你不是看不起我小毛孩吗？”                                                                        “”                                                                        之后。                                                                        再度扯了几句。                                                                        许依依服服帖帖的“坏银哥哥，帮帮我吧”                                                                        “行，晚点有空，我给你进行人工治疗，需要按摩百汇穴，膻中穴，等等很多部位”                                                                        “是！”                                                                        膻中穴                                                                        这他妈的不是胸部吗？                                                                        我惊呆了。                                                                        年少的我。                                                                        如此之**？                                                                        短暂的看到了这么一点对话，直接将所有家伙几乎都给压住了。                                                                        要是现在的我。                                                                        哪可能这么强悍？                                                                        这就是智商的差距!?                                                                        不对。                                                                        等等。                                                                        还004和005没来得及扯淡呢！                                                                        但我似乎已经明白了。                                                                        为什么我17级就能二转