章226 没改变过的未来-《萌萌哒系统》

    “如果真的是我呢?”她继续道。                                                                        如果真是我呢?                                                                        这句话是让我一愣。                                                                        的确。                                                                        现在除了女神,我没别的怀疑的人。                                                                        可仅仅是怀疑。                                                                        毕竟未来到底如何我又不清楚。                                                                        “那我希望选择怎么死的!”我严肃的说。                                                                        “怎么死?”女神一愣。                                                                        “把我啪死!”                                                                        “砰!”                                                                        她一脚将我踹在了地上,冷笑“如果真的是我,保证乱刀把你砍死!”                                                                        “”                                                                        丫的。                                                                        太没良心了。                                                                        亏我对她这么深情。                                                                        之后。                                                                        我们先找到的是姚冰冰。                                                                        她这时候倒是很淡定的坐在了草坪上,看着持着枪的小白,耸肩道“我刚才说了,我们打的赌绝对得成立,你可不能撒谎啊!”                                                                        “不会!”                                                                        小白点头。                                                                        不过。                                                                        我一瞧就知道,小白那不是真的。                                                                        这是感觉。                                                                        “去帮忙!”女神说。                                                                        “等等撒!”                                                                        我笑眯眯的拉住了女神“你一直都没怎么和姚冰冰作战,你瞧瞧她是怎么样坑人的。这女人,认真咋滴,不认真,鬼主意比我还多。”                                                                        “好的,三个很简单的和你有关的数学问题,你答对一道,我就自杀,你答错了,我杀了你!都不准反抗,就这样哈!”姚冰冰说着。                                                                        她举起食指“首先,给我念出圆周率!”                                                                        “”                                                                        小白呆了。                                                                        “”                                                                        她不说话了。                                                                        我笑了起来。                                                                        这姚冰冰真聪明。                                                                        小白不喜欢多说话。                                                                        更是懒。                                                                        即便是复制的她,也就等同一个多了杀了我们的想法的小白,她的性格就是这样,不会多说话。                                                                        “耍赖!”                                                                        小白是不开心了“我不干。”                                                                        得!                                                                        小白的意思是,姚冰冰知道她弱点,她耍赖了,她不赌了。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        这也是小白这种性格。                                                                        眼神空灵,长的漂亮人又显得淡雅,但这种极品大妹纸,不是天然呆就是二货妹。                                                                        老天是公平的。                                                                        长的帅百分之九十的短jj,长的丑百分之九十的大jj。                                                                        啊。                                                                        猥琐了                                                                        “啊,这个很简单的吧,你只要搜索下系统的资料就能知道了,那唔,算了,要不这道题不算数好了!”这姚冰冰是贼兮兮的一笑,看到小白是点头,然后继续说道“那重新来,第一题,你知道林怀银小丁丁多长吗?”                                                                        “”                                                                        我想什么她说什么。                                                                        这可真配合。                                                                        同样的。                                                                        的确。                                                                        很多问题系统都可以搜的出来。                                                                        这恐怕也是小白敢赌的原因。                                                                        “还是赖皮!”                                                                        小白红着脸大怒。                                                                        “咦,哪里赖皮了?不是和你有关的数学吗?!”姚冰冰耸肩“况且,你认识他那么久,还叫不基础?如果你不说,那就是你赖皮了哦!”                                                                        “7。”                                                                        “”                                                                        “冷静!”                                                                        看到我准备提起刀去砍小白时,女神急忙拉住了我,很镇定的道。                                                                        “你叫我怎么能冷静?!”我差点咆哮了“这是侮辱,人格和人身的侮辱,这是犯了刑法,按照法律来讲,这是要坐牢的!”                                                                        女神撇了撇嘴。                                                                        看了看我下身,然后不语了。                                                                        我第一次对小白这么失望。                                                                        我又不是你们日本男人。                                                                        嘲讽成这样真的好吗?”                                                                        “啊哈哈哈,你真能说!”这姚冰冰指着小白,大笑“他那样就算半残废了!”                                                                        小白红着脸。                                                                        她完全是胡猜的。                                                                        “答错了哦!”姚冰冰摇了摇手指“我摸过,不是七厘米!”                                                                        “你撒谎!”                                                                        小白指着她。                                                                        “咦,你怎么知道我撒谎?”姚冰冰歪了歪头“难道你摸过?”                                                                        “没!!”                                                                        “对了,你没摸过我摸过啊!”                                                                        “多长?”                                                                        “5厘米!”姚冰冰笑眯眯的“他其实不是半残废,是完全残废了!”                                                                        唰。                                                                        我抄起刀,咬牙看着女神“给我再找个新队友,我去劈了她。”                                                                        “淡定!”                                                                        女神瞥了眼我裤裆,再度看了我一眼,很是怜悯。                                                                        喂喂。                                                                        这眼神是什么意思!?                                                                        “好了,第三题哦!”                                                                        姚冰冰继续说道“这可是不能赖皮的。这样吧,第二题,你胸围多少?”                                                                        不过。                                                                        说完这个。                                                                        姚冰冰是连忙道“这次你可别说我赖啊,这还是数学,还是和你有关的知识。你别告诉我,你现在连胸围都没量过,对了,你也别告诉我,我罩罩都是随便找自己亲戚姐姐或者妹妹之类拿的!”                                                                        小白脸更红了。                                                                        这。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        我不得不佩服姚冰冰。                                                                        先攻里。                                                                        再攻外。                                                                        最后攻心啊。                                                                        牛叉。                                                                        知道小白害羞,知道小白不可能天天去量这些,知道小白明明不知道我小丁丁多长,知道小白更不可能去念圆周率。                                                                        所以。                                                                        她的机智让她处于胜率状态了。                                                                        所以了。                                                                        这也是我要姚冰冰的原因。                                                                        习游的队伍有他和似水流年加他妹。                                                                        而我的队伍。                                                                        得我一个不行                                                                        还需要姚冰冰啊。                                                                        “”小白道。                                                                        “宾果~恭喜你,答错了!”姚冰冰笑吟吟的站了起来。                                                                        “不可能!”                                                                        小白一把就是摇头“我上个月”                                                                        “上个月才量?”                                                                        姚冰冰笑了“你这个年纪的女孩,胸部还会涨,一把揉过一两下就会增长些许,一个月的晃动磨动摩擦都会增长,你现在肯定有83-84,不信你脱掉,我们来量!”                                                                        这妞就是笑着走了过去                                                                        喂喂。                                                                        她这是哪找的歪道理?                                                                        这都行?                                                                        为啥大多男**天天摩擦天天揉动都是不长?                                                                        唉。                                                                        女人真是神奇的动物。                                                                        “我不要!”                                                                        小白立刻摇头。                                                                        “没事,来嘛,要是我说错了,你立刻崩了我也行啊!”姚冰冰已经接近小白的面前。                                                                        不过。                                                                        小白是红着脸捂着胸。                                                                        好了。                                                                        小白估计要完了。                                                                        是的。                                                                        之后就那样。                                                                        看着小白不敢应对,她是直接抓起剑,一刀直接把假的小白给砍死了。                                                                        于是。                                                                        欢乐的胜利。                                                                        “出来吧!”姚冰冰赢了,是看向了我们方向“这里南风很大,一直在看四周,那边如果没人,为什么四周所有野草都在吹动,唯独那一大茂密的地区毫无动静!”                                                                        我冲着女神笑了.                                                                        “这队友不错吧?”我问。                                                                        “是不错”女神点头,她很满意。                                                                        那么。                                                                        站了起来。                                                                        拉着倩儿一起。                                                                        “是你们?”                                                                        看到我们几个,她是错愕了下,接着玩味的笑道“看戏那么久都不帮我这个队友,好让人伤心!”                                                                        “你这不是智斗胜利了吗?”我也笑。                                                                        那么。                                                                        杀死了三个。                                                                        不知道小白那边怎么样。                                                                        剩下的我自己。                                                                        估计不好杀。                                                                        得全部一起。                                                                        只是。                                                                        已经没有时间了。                                                                        “叮系统提示,所有玩家已经击杀完第三层bss魔族夜镜。一分钟后将会被送出怪物制造的环境。”                                                                        “玩家积分榜前五:                                                                        所罗门的噩梦。                                                                        耶稣。                                                                        墨子。”                                                                        得了。                                                                        前五没我们的份。                                                                        的确。                                                                        我只杀了一人。                                                                        像墨子她们这种对自己队伍极为了解,实力又远在自己队友之上的,获得这些前列的排名倒也是很正常。                                                                        那么。                                                                        估计剩下的,也就是出去抢夺了。                                                                        技能书。                                                                        装备。                                                                        就这两种。                                                                        我知道,数量会很少,而且随机。                                                                        所以。                                                                        身边若没有,那我就换地区看了!                                                                        “要走了啊?”                                                                        只是。                                                                        在我们身后,忽然传来了我自己的笑声。                                                                        当即。                                                                        我们几个人全部脸色大变的转过头去。                                                                        是我自己。                                                                        那个我不知啥时候出现的,现在正坐在草坪上,扣着鼻孔,然后弹出一块鼻屎到了我身上,在草上擦了擦,道“有机会,快点把若的任务接了吧。如果给你选择,最好选择你感觉想去的那个或许,有机会见到未改变过的未来,见到”                                                                        哗。                                                                        我们消失了。                                                                        见到                                                                        我模糊看到他的口音,却是没听到什么话。                                                                        没改变过的未来,去见到                                                                        谁!?