章256 智商不过关-《萌萌哒系统》

    好的。                                                                        耶稣的武器,直接别打破了一个洞。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        看到这情景,我是傻眼了下。                                                                        这尼玛的,开玩笑?                                                                        直接把武器打破?                                                                        别的我不敢说。                                                                        装备好打破,但武器想打破,必须要有超越对方玩家的双倍战斗力才有可能。而且,这武器修复的时间是最漫长的。                                                                        在战斗中。                                                                        武器被打破了,这等于是要挂的节奏。                                                                        这是003的能力?                                                                        不对。                                                                        这貌似不是全部的吧                                                                        看003那自信的眼神,我也能猜得出来,世界组织的,都是些变态能力,像002的那种达不到,像005的这种强大力量,这可都是无敌的。                                                                        而面前。                                                                        耶稣是若有所思的收回了武器,看着武器口,是玩味的一笑了。                                                                        “我没忘记你这个能力!”                                                                        耶稣笑道“当初你这一招直接把我的心脏给戳了出来。”                                                                        心脏?                                                                        等等。                                                                        这样说,的确不是完全面对武器的?                                                                        那么。                                                                        想想。                                                                        是可以给任何人开洞的能力?                                                                        算了。                                                                        想不透。                                                                        “诺,这是不灭寒冰!”                                                                        003把东西扔给了我“我也没什么用,本来准备送给002做武器的,既然你要,就给你好了!”                                                                        “名称:不灭寒冰。”                                                                        “介绍:生长在千万米高的雪山冰原所取。这寒冰千万年难得碰到的,不会融化,可以用来打造极为强大的武器!”                                                                        厄。                                                                        我上次是得到了一个打造装备的,现在又蹦跶出来了一个?                                                                        这是代表要让我制作武器的节奏?                                                                        但                                                                        这是给林瑶的?                                                                        我愣了愣,倒是不想拿了。                                                                        “哇,咦,不对劲啊!”倩儿倒是在我旁边转遛了“我给的好像比这个大一倍呢,怎么变成这么小一块啦?难道融化了?”                                                                        融化?                                                                        我嘴角一抽。                                                                        看着003,顿时不爽了。                                                                        这家伙。                                                                        忽悠我?!                                                                        “厄,呵呵呵,这个,这个”                                                                        “没事,给她好了!”我说。                                                                        既然是林瑶。                                                                        我老妹。                                                                        这也没什么纠结的。                                                                        我也不知道制作武器需要什么材料,恐怕这耶稣也想用来制作武器?                                                                        也就是说。                                                                        制作的武器比较强大吗?                                                                        “这样吧!”                                                                        耶稣忽然开口“我不想和你们对战。我也知道,现在对战肯定会两败俱伤,我队伍的也不弱,完全不比世界组织差多少。同样的,你们也很强,两个世界组织的,加一个小可爱,所以,我们和平解决吧。晚点那只怪物,我们都不想落下的!”                                                                        晚点那只对宠物有益的吗?                                                                        对。                                                                        这么说,我是点了点头。                                                                        这耶稣。                                                                        看起来粗狂暴力冷漠,倒也是会收敛啊。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        若是我,我肯定也不会去单挑。                                                                        5打。                                                                        还不一定能赢,这是白痴才干。                                                                        他的武器更是破了,砍几下就得碎,他也怕死。                                                                        想发飙。                                                                        都得隐忍到日后全队18级。                                                                        “什么和平的方法?”我问了。                                                                        “我拿一块炼火金和你赌不灭寒冰怎么样?”耶稣看着我“我想你们身上肯定都有铸造武器的物品,制造武器,需要三种铁加若干特殊物,我急需你那个不灭寒冰!”                                                                        三种铁?                                                                        厄。                                                                        我一愣。                                                                        我就一个千年玄铁,那么,他来给我赌赢,我岂不是也有机会打造武器了?                                                                        这不。                                                                        我笑了“可以,不过,怎么赌?”                                                                        “很简单!”耶稣道“你想怎么赌就怎么赌,力量,速度,什么都行!”                                                                        你当老子白痴啊?                                                                        我冷笑。                                                                        这家伙,和赌这个                                                                        于是。                                                                        我扬起嘴角“这样吧,我们赌个简单的,暴力实在不符合我的作风,大家和平相处才是唔,就这个好了,你猜她是男的女的!”                                                                        我忽然拉过005,指着她开口“你先猜,猜完了,剩下就是我的,如何”                                                                        005是男的女的?                                                                        这个很简单。                                                                        看到她第一眼,就知道她是女的。                                                                        毕竟。                                                                        漂亮可爱还萌萌哒不是?!                                                                        但赌博。                                                                        这种简单双面性的东西,玩的,都是阴的。                                                                        “她?”                                                                        耶稣对我出这个问题有点错愕。                                                                        “喂喂,这不是开玩笑吧?”葡萄牙的典礼忽然开口,他们几个站在耶稣后面一言不发,现在终于吱声了“005,不就是女人吗?”                                                                        葡萄牙的典礼。                                                                        很强大的人物。                                                                        tp那么高。                                                                        还是枪手。                                                                        恐怕。                                                                        战斗力也不在我之下。                                                                        不过这种级别的人物就一开始就跟着耶稣,是让我有点费解的。                                                                        不过。                                                                        这也和我无关。                                                                        他开口了,我是没有回答。                                                                        “人家是妹纸哦!”005羞涩的对着葡萄牙典礼眨巴了下眼睛“我们打过架的,你忘了我啦?我是那个一拳打你脑袋打飞的那个萌妹纸!”                                                                        葡萄牙一愣。                                                                        接着脸色一变,身体一颤。                                                                        是的。                                                                        显然在当初。                                                                        这群家伙18级时,这几个没十八的,被虐的不是一般的惨                                                                        “你这是在测试我吗?”耶稣笑了。                                                                        “不敢啊!”                                                                        我笑吟吟的,一把就摸了005的屁股一下“她就是女人呢,我对这个东西没有用,想直接输给你。不过,这不是我的东西,嘛,倩儿师姐,你不介意给我赌博吧?!”                                                                        “哼哼哼哼,倩儿师姐这东西就给小师弟你了,我的确不会生气!”倩儿得意的笑“h~h~h~,毕竟我可是伟大漂亮的倩儿师姐!”                                                                        我选择无视她。                                                                        那么。                                                                        看着耶稣了。                                                                        “一分钟内做出回答!”我继续看着耶稣道“不回答,就是你输了!”                                                                        于是。                                                                        一分钟后。                                                                        我笑吟吟的拿走耶稣的炼火金。                                                                        他猜女。                                                                        是啊。                                                                        他猜对了。                                                                        无论他怎么猜,我都无所谓啊。                                                                        “我是男的哦!”005这样回答“不信,你来摸我裤裆啊,嘿嘿!”                                                                        “”                                                                        当时我就见耶稣脸色发绿。                                                                        看着005没节操的想掀开裙子,露出那一块肿起来的物品,是大怒的转身扔下物品走了。                                                                        我的目的。                                                                        就是如此。                                                                        005会配合我。                                                                        她内裤中肯定塞着东西。                                                                        上次在女神的宿舍,005是想脱下内裤给我。                                                                        不过。                                                                        我却是在内裤上瞥到了一样古怪的刮痕。                                                                        那可不是小丁丁能刮出来的。                                                                        至于放了什么,恐怕我也是明白一大半了。                                                                        因此。                                                                        005聪明,这样的方法肯定帮忙,黑耶稣只是轻而易举的事。                                                                        “卧槽,你是男的?”003瞪大眼睛看着005“我,我做梦把你给上了”                                                                        亏是队友。                                                                        连男女都分不清楚。                                                                        而听到这话的005,是脸色发寒。                                                                        “他和我睡过!”女神已经拔出刀了。                                                                        “不,等等等等,女神,别激动别激动,那是女的,我忽悠耶稣的!”我急忙拉扯住了女神。                                                                        如果她真的是男的。                                                                        我怎么可能让她和女神睡觉。                                                                        开玩笑。                                                                        岂不是给我戴绿帽子吗?                                                                        于是。                                                                        完成了。                                                                        “那,出发第三层吧!”我笑着说。                                                                        “第三层?”                                                                        003忽然是嘴角一抽“我就是在那和001002004走散的!”                                                                        “走散,这是咋回事啊?”我不解了。                                                                        “哼哼哼,既然你诚心诚意的问了,我就大发慈悲的告诉你!为了防止世界被破坏  ,为了守护宇宙的和平,贯彻爱与真实的罪恶  ,可爱又聪明的倩儿师姐就告诉你吧这第三层,要猜谜的!”                                                                        倩儿见我这么问,急忙是大喜,连忙开口。                                                                        “”                                                                        我脸色微绿。                                                                        这台词。                                                                        怎么听起来这么耳熟?                                                                        “猜谜!?”                                                                        不过,我呆了呆。                                                                        “是啊,第三层,倩儿又去不了,不然早下去了!”这妮子抿了抿嘴。                                                                        她的智商能猜到谜那真的有鬼了                                                                        那么。                                                                        我看向                                                                        “你也是智商不过关才跟丢的?”我问。                                                                        “”