我草。                                                                        好神奇。                                                                        这小妮子竟然变机智了！？                                                                        不过。                                                                        也对。                                                                        我的确是在忽悠她。                                                                        但。                                                                        都忽悠到这个地步了，停下来对不起自己啊。                                                                        “其实其实，我真的需要被亲，我修炼的是宇宙无敌超级牛逼强大不作死必须死的大如来功法你你若是不亲，我会挂掉的。”                                                                        我委屈的开口“你瞧，你不帮忙我辛苦的去挡剑了。能没事吗？？”                                                                        是的。                                                                        我也发现了一点。                                                                        异世界的玩家，或许有剧情点治疗这些。                                                                        但他们这些本个世界土生土长的人，是不懂剧情点这些的                                                                        “咦，不对劲啊，小师弟，你可真的不能欺负我傻哦，你说话这么流利不像重伤啊！”倩儿更是不解了。                                                                        “”                                                                        你大爷的。                                                                        亲不亲？                                                                        你这时候不傻了我怎么办？                                                                        “我这是回光普照啊”我道。                                                                        “啊啊好吧，我哼哼哼，伟大的倩儿就亲你一下！”她点头了“为了你的宇宙无敌超级牛逼强大不作死必须死的大如来功法”                                                                        好了。                                                                        忽悠个小女孩太简单了。                                                                        我得意的笑啊，我得意的笑                                                                        快亲，快亲。                                                                        倩儿擦了擦嘴，就准备亲了                                                                        “我亲了啊！”倩儿说。                                                                        “亲吧，为了纯洁的正义！”我严肃道。                                                                        说着，我贱笑一声，嘟着嘴。                                                                        当然。                                                                        我想的是，倩儿小妞的嘴唇迎上来                                                                        但。                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        忽然，有人一脚踩在了我的脸上，直接把我的嘴给踩了下去，她带着冷笑“纯洁的正义？”                                                                        女神的声音....                                                                        我脸绿了。                                                                        妈的，这种时候过来打搅我的好事？                                                                        “我第一次听说你有这种正义！”女神把脚拿开，玩味的开口。                                                                        她们来了。                                                                        不过来晚了。                                                                        我也解决怪物。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        来晚了你就算了，你不会更晚点？我差点就可以亲到这个小妮子了啊我草，我的大美梦全部没了                                                                        “女神你这是干嘛！”我怒爬起来。                                                                        “不想看到你忽悠小姑娘而已！”她说。                                                                        “”                                                                        你大爷的！！                                                                        我气的不行。                                                                        但我也没处发作，只能是委屈的瞪了她两眼。                                                                        “哇，小师弟，你没事啊？”不过倩儿小妞见到我爬起来了，立刻大惊“宇宙无敌超级牛逼强大不作死必须死的大如来功被踩了也有效？”                                                                        我哭笑不得。                                                                        我能说啥？                                                                        只能是点头，郑重道“有效！”                                                                        “来，给我踩踩！”她拉着裙子，就让我趴下去                                                                        我打赌。                                                                        如果我可以打她。                                                                        我肯定打不死她                                                                        “诺，这个！”女神之后是拿出一个小册子给我。                                                                        是白冰功法残篇。                                                                        得。                                                                        果然是这样                                                                        “战斗如何？”我问女神。                                                                        “很奇怪。如果不是樱花，我会输！”女神这样说。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        果然如果我的预料。                                                                        没有小白做伏击，她战斗力也不比我高，对战局的分析也不够好，肯定会输的惨不忍睹。嘛，除非是她用我的方法。                                                                        以她那特殊能力，能做的，也就是对付怪物而已。                                                                        对付玩家。                                                                        同归于尽的用处罢了！                                                                        “下一层，有三个！”我说“三个打完，下下层的最后一只赢了就k了！”                                                                        总共。                                                                        是6个人。                                                                        不过。                                                                        上面的三个却是不能再这样了。                                                                        是我小看了异世界的玩家，得换个方法对付才行。                                                                        这第一层的。                                                                        战斗力都400多，下一层，会不会每只五百？                                                                        这才是我担心的                                                                        “还是分开？”她问。                                                                        “那你得来给我收尸了！”我面无表情。                                                                        刚才和我对战的那女人是反应不过来。                                                                        估计是惊慌导致的失误吧。                                                                        但下一个，我就不敢肯定自己有这样的好运。                                                                        而且。                                                                        加上这坑爹的倩儿，谁和她组队都得死在那了，真的庆幸她刚才是和我一组而不是和女神或者小白一组。                                                                        “不能分开！”我摇头。                                                                        “为什么？”女神不解。                                                                        “下一层的地图还是凹字形，两边各有人守护着。坐标还是和这一层相同的，但他们其中有两个是是呆在一起的，我们四个人先去把那两个端了。”我这样说。                                                                        小白点头。                                                                        但女神却是好奇“为什么不先解决一个人的？那不是更轻松吗？”                                                                        “我另有安排！”我说。                                                                        女神没争了。                                                                        嘛。                                                                        她在这种方面倒是听听我话的。                                                                        不过。                                                                        说是这样说。                                                                        还是得看情况啊，万一到时候打不过咋办？                                                                        四个人上了第二层。                                                                        和第一层一样的地图，我们也是没怎么逗留，不同的智商怪物厉害了点，多了些什么巨蜥之类的**级怪物。                                                                        嗯。                                                                        按照这样分析。                                                                        到了第三层，估计怪物都10级了，这可不大秒。                                                                        坐标是885。                                                                        也没多远，我们三是快速的溜到了那边附近。                                                                        果然。                                                                        还是冰心殿的美女弟子。                                                                        因为这个万玄地窟四周到处都是些巨大石头以及墙壁上的小洞，我们当暗的躲避，这些很难被发现。                                                                        自然。                                                                        只要倩儿这小妞不要胡来就行了。                                                                        那两个。                                                                        没有打坐。                                                                        两人是在聊天。                                                                        一个是带着欢乐笑脸的女孩，一个是大一点冷着面孔的姑娘。                                                                        嗯。                                                                        就好像女神和倩儿。                                                                        在这边。                                                                        我们依稀听得到她们的声音。                                                                        “嘻嘻嘻，杨姐姐，你说，这次功法研究成功了，我们可以提升多少战斗力啊？”女孩问。                                                                        “这功法不是战斗力提高”                                                                        “哦，忘了忘了，是战斗能力！”那女孩笑嘻嘻的“到时候我们就能超越好多战斗力战斗了”                                                                        “小心追兵再说！”                                                                        这是她们的对话。                                                                        可以提高，战斗能力？                                                                        我皱着眉头。                                                                        旋即。                                                                        我笑了，笑呵呵的。                                                                        我是做任务，好像没说，我不能学习这东西吧？                                                                        “等等偷袭！”                                                                        我这样小声道“倩儿这次别吱声了，这两女人正在聊天，那个表面冰冷的女人不好对付，她在聊天的同时也在观察着四周，等等小白先开枪打那个笑呵呵的女孩，她注意力比较低！”                                                                        我知道。                                                                        肯定不会一枪打死。                                                                        所以，我对着女神又道“开枪完后，女神快速拦住那个脸孔冰冷的女孩，小白再度支援女神，击退那冰冷女孩，我对付那个笑着的小妞！”                                                                        我给安排了。                                                                        这样子。                                                                        或许我扛住一个靠谱点，剩下的那个让女神解决应该没问题。                                                                        “那我呢，我呢？”倩儿笑嘻嘻的看着我。                                                                        “你?”                                                                        我面无表情“看戏吧！”                                                                        对于倩儿。                                                                        这个战斗我不打算让她参与。                                                                        首先。                                                                        这个很危险，我怕出岔子。                                                                        其次。                                                                        我怕她危险。                                                                        她也不大敢战斗，去了估计没两秒就跑了。                                                                        所以。                                                                        还是先靠我们。                                                                        同样。                                                                        三个人无法打败这两个，第三层的家伙我们就不用去打主意了。                                                                        那必输！                                                                        “打哪？”小白举起自己的狙击枪。                                                                        “手臂！”                                                                        “不打头？”                                                                        “你开枪的一刹那，她挡住的肯定是头。毕竟她们战斗力可能都五百了，即便是偷袭，两个的反应能力都很快。只有打手这些关节的，必定成功！”我说。                                                                        小白有点吃惊我的判断。                                                                        接着微微点头。                                                                        我发现小白有个坏习惯。                                                                        每次要开枪，总会把后面的头发用力绑一下，战斗结束又会弄松一点                                                                        “女神准备了，我们估计只有两秒的时间！”我说。                                                                        女神凝神。                                                                        她抓着剑，点头了。                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        小白开枪。                                                                        哗！                                                                        和我预料的一样。                                                                        两个女孩脸色当即大变，立刻伸出手挡住了自己的头。                                                                        唰！                                                                        女神抓着刀立刻在同时跑了过去。                                                                        我也是。                                                                        菜刀提起，快速的跟在了女神背后。                                                                        噗！                                                                        和我预想没错。                                                                        子弹打中了那个笑嘻嘻的女孩手臂，一枪差点把她的胳膊给爆开，她反应过来是立刻捂住了自己的手，准备马上治疗。                                                                        那个冰冷女孩自然发现了这情况，刚想准备拦在她面前时，女神是按照计划已经到了。                                                                        锵！                                                                        女神一击和她的剑砍在了一起。。                                                                        砰！                                                                        小白再度开枪，冰冷女孩连忙后退。                                                                        好！                                                                        距离隔开，我是立马趁机就跑到了那带着笑意的女孩前，在她反应不过来的情况下，一刀劈了下去。                                                                        噗！                                                                        砍中了她的另外一条手臂，划出巨大血条，鲜血飞溅。                                                                        作战方案。                                                                        成功！！！