第二天。                                                                        我大清早回家了。                                                                        我昨天晚上被女神打的差点不成人样，打的她累了我这才爬到她床上有气无力的睡着了。                                                                        是的。                                                                        本来。                                                                        拿到内裤是没啥。                                                                        女神也不会这么凶残发狠的抽我。只是我嘴贱说出了内裤湿了的话啊，为什么湿了呢，为什么湿了呢？女孩的内裤为什么会湿掉呢？                                                                        我一直很好奇！                                                                        我这么纯洁的孩子，真的能理解吗？                                                                        回到家。                                                                        刚开门。                                                                        砰。                                                                        一个人直接倒在了地上。                                                                        是逗逼萱。                                                                        她这时候正手持菜刀，黑眼圈肿的大大的，呼呼的睡在了地上。                                                                        “”                                                                        见此程度。                                                                        我足以判定，她为了宰了我，在门口埋伏了一晚上，结果我没回家，她就这么睡觉了。藉此可见，她对我的仇恨程度。                                                                        不过。                                                                        十年后。                                                                        她是死了。                                                                        和我一样，死在这个系统中                                                                        想着，我倒是有点苦涩。                                                                        怎么说，也认识了两三天了，虽然关系不怎么样，但在未来没看到她，真的有点让人失望和揪心的                                                                        “混蛋再耍变态呜呜，我我啊呜宰了你烤了吃棒棒糖啊”                                                                        她在说梦话。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        逗逼萱其实也是大美人。                                                                        记得我撕开她裤子时她把我打了一顿让我对她的印象不好了之外，其余的，这倒是个不错的女孩子                                                                        “啊，欧尼酱？”                                                                        不过。                                                                        同时，躺在另外一旁沙发睡了一晚的林瑶也是爬了起来。                                                                        她发现了我回来。                                                                        这妞从小对身边的动静敏锐，当即是揉着双眼，嘟着嘴看我“你回家了啊！”                                                                        我笑了笑。                                                                        十年后的世界。                                                                        林瑶趴在我身上哭的梨花带雨的神情是让我现在想起仍是心疼不已。也是走了过去，坐在她的旁边，揉了揉她的头。                                                                        “唔”她嘟着嘴，睡意朦胧的看着我“你饿不啊，我去做早饭！？”                                                                        “我不饿，你再睡会儿吧！”我笑了笑。                                                                        “哦啊，有人给你送了个文件，在你房间，你自己去看看吧，我那我睡觉了哈！”她黑眼圈也有，这妞估计昨晚上也被陈瑾萱折腾了半夜才睡得着的，现在也是直接一倒在沙发上，继续睡了。                                                                        看着自己可爱的妹妹，我更是揪心了，我是真的不想让她受半点委屈。                                                                        她是什么都听我这个哥哥的，都为了我这个哥哥好。                                                                        但。                                                                        十年后，她的那种委屈，我这个做哥哥的，却是没办法安慰的了。                                                                        摇了摇头。                                                                        现在我不该想这些。                                                                        毕竟，生活还是现状，我还是安然无恙的。                                                                        站了起来，我走向了房间。                                                                        有人给我送了文件？                                                                        是谁！？                                                                        我朋友是有几个，但那些家伙除了qq时不时调侃几句，放假大多都在泡妞打飞机，谁顾得上我。                                                                        不过。                                                                        在我上楼，看到上面写着娟秀的‘墨子’两个字时，也是蹙眉了。                                                                        墨子？                                                                        我去。                                                                        这女人想干啥？给我送快递？                                                                        想查我水表吗?                                                                        她想说事，直接打我电话不就行了,以她的能力，找我电话还难？                                                                        有点好奇。                                                                        我也是直接打开了文档。                                                                        上面有着四张飞机票四张度假票和一张银行卡。                                                                        嗯，还有卡密码                                                                        “给你个和苏青度假的机会吧，北京有个地区开发了个休闲度假伪海滩，是不错的地方。请你们一家三口和苏青去。                                                                        她恐怕早就很想再回北京了，同样，她也很喜欢去海边玩，我知道她不会接受我的邀请的，所以给你寄了这个。                                                                        如果，你觉得有兴趣的话，可以带她来                                                                        当然。                                                                        算我欠你一个人情。                                                                        －杨墨。”                                                                        上面还有这么一张纸条。                                                                        我笑了。                                                                        “好姐姐？”我呢喃了一句，但旋即摇头，扬起嘴角“有点意思”                                                                        我收起了飞机票，那张纸条也烧了。                                                                        那就去吧。                                                                        暑假。                                                                        不去玩玩怎么行呢？                                                                        虽然说。                                                                        我们现在正处于玩家状态，但这不影响我的日常生活。毕竟，游戏虽然重要，但外面的世界，才是我生活的地方。                                                                        反正又不用花钱不是？                                                                        休息了下。                                                                        很快就是林瑶叫我吃早饭了。                                                                        当然。                                                                        一下去的时候，我是有点怕冷了，我发现陈瑾萱竟然不睡了，她正坐在餐桌前，死气沉沉的盯着我。                                                                        “呵呵呵，瑾萱亲，早安！”我羞涩的道。                                                                        “你还敢回来？”                                                                        “我草，这是我家！”我一拍桌子，当即不满了。                                                                        她冷冷的盯着我。                                                                        手中渐渐握紧了刀子                                                                        “诶，别激动，别激动！”我连忙流冷汗了“是我们家，我们家！”                                                                        她不为所动。                                                                        “当当当当，欧尼酱，我今天给你准备了羊奶哦！”不过，林瑶突然从厨房蹦跶了出来，她端着小碗递在了我面前。                                                                        “真乖！”我笑摸她狗头。                                                                        “我呢？”逗逼萱问。                                                                        “羊奶是男人喝的，瑾萱你喝粥啦！”林瑶笑嘻嘻的坐了下去。                                                                        陈瑾萱刀子握的更紧了。                                                                        我吓尿了。                                                                        这睡眠不足的女人最容易发狂的啊。                                                                        “啊，等等等等，我给你们准备了礼物！”我连忙道。                                                                        “礼物？”陈瑾萱一顿。                                                                        “什么东西呀？”林瑶也是好奇的歪头。                                                                        “有人请我们去北京玩哦！”我贱笑一声，把飞机票递和度假票给了两女人。                                                                        “哇，北京伪度假区啊！”林瑶大眼睛瞪得老园，看着我，感动的抽泣了下，一把抱住了我“欧尼酱，你对我太好了，我就明白你知道我喜欢去北京，喜欢去度假，喜欢去海滩的你特意为我做这么多，我好开心”                                                                        她感动了。                                                                        是啊。                                                                        我也感动了。                                                                        墨子，太谢谢你了。                                                                        我这傻逼妹妹以为是我辛苦买的。                                                                        逗逼萱也是错愕了下。                                                                        她的眼中露出了惊喜的神色，但也只是片刻。                                                                        “我不去！”她说。                                                                        “哈哈哈，太好了太好了，多余的票我可以请女神！”我故意激动的道，                                                                        “我去！”                                                                        她一拍桌子。                                                                        得。                                                                        这女人的智商还不够我忽悠的呢！                                                                        两下就乖乖上当了。                                                                        “算我原谅你了，但敢再耍变态，我绝对砍了你！”她怒瞪我。                                                                        嗯。                                                                        陈瑾萱有个优点。                                                                        就是她赚了便宜，会补偿。                                                                        住在我家。                                                                        她觉得占我们便宜，她就认为做饭这些该学就学该补就补，没拒绝。                                                                        卫生更是打扫了不少。                                                                        这也是我对她印象不差的缘故。                                                                        当然。                                                                        是除去她脾气的印象。                                                                        而现在。                                                                        她得到了机票。                                                                        很开心。                                                                        但又觉得欠大了，她非常想砍我。                                                                        结果。                                                                        她拿了机票把想砍我这个想法抵消了。                                                                        可见。                                                                        她多喜欢去旅游就代表多想砍我。                                                                        唉。                                                                        我也叹了口气。                                                                        真的是要谢谢墨子啊                                                                        “叮日常任务启动请玩家回答问题！”                                                                        但忽然。                                                                        系统又调皮了。                                                                        我嘴角一抽。                                                                        你大爷的                                                                        “请玩家回答问题！”                                                                        “学挖掘机那家强！”                                                                        “提示：回答正确玩家将得到神秘奖品，回答错误玩家将会得到陈瑾萱的惩罚！”                                                                        “”我嘴角一抽。                                                                        这。                                                                        这不是女神一样的奖励和惩罚吗？                                                                        厄。                                                                        不过。                                                                        算了，无所谓。                                                                        只是我在蛋疼这个问题                                                                        学挖掘机哪家强？                                                                        丫的，弱智都能答出来呢！                                                                        我也搞不懂这个奇葩系统是在想什么。                                                                        “中国山东找南翔！”我严肃的回答了。                                                                        “叮玩家回答正确！”                                                                        “叮玩家获得奖励：陈瑾萱小罩罩！”                                                                        “特别介绍：陈瑾萱胸部从小长成了，特别订制的罩杯！”                                                                        “”                                                                        手中出现了个白色罩罩。                                                                        嘛                                                                        我明白为什么问题都那么简单了。                                                                        呵呵呵。                                                                        问题不简单这个系统怎么能找得出理由整我？                                                                        奖励？                                                                        我草，你他妈的老子摸完这个罩罩后还能有机会在这个世界存活下去吗？                                                                        噢,sht。                                                                        明明她刚说不砍我的                                                                        我哭了。                                                                        咦。                                                                        等等。                                                                        “哇靠，我说怎么你长成了，原来是有胸垫”                                                                        砰！                                                                        陈瑾萱脸色青红交接。                                                                        她一刀狠狠的砍在了桌子上,煞气沸腾的看着我，勉强一笑“你能告诉我，你又在耍什么花样了吗？”                                                                        完了。                                                                        嘴贱了，家里回不来了！                                                                        我连忙一口干掉碗中的牛奶，猛的把罩罩扔掉，对着傻眼的林瑶匆促来了一句“我今天不回家了！”后，我飞快的尿奔了                                                                        “我草，变态，别跑！”                                                                        陈瑾萱估计加上昨晚的杀气，现在不把我碎尸万段是无法平息她的怒火的。                                                                        她咆哮的追了上来！