我发现自己真的很机智。                                                                        不。                                                                        不是一般的机智。                                                                        妈的。                                                                        她可真的答应不打死我了?                                                                        我一直预料的到这个变态武士的能力绝对会是让我进化的更加变态更加作死，果然，我猜的真他妈的准啊。                                                                        “怎么？”美女师傅见我还是不动，就是好奇了“你只会召鸡？”                                                                        招？                                                                        是我邪恶了还是美女师傅邪恶了？                                                                        但。                                                                        这些先不用想了。                                                                        我得先考虑面前的骰子。                                                                        我猜。                                                                        这美女师傅殿主应该看不到我手中的骰子才是                                                                        但我明白。                                                                        除了1之外，摇到其他我都会死的很惨。                                                                        比起死的惨，我想还是放弃牛b，直接当一个渣渣好了                                                                        “没我马上试试”我欲哭无泪。                                                                        只是。                                                                        我却突然不明白了。                                                                        这个变态骰子效果是拿来打怪升级的吗？我怎么感觉是拿来调戏良家妇女的？                                                                        我真的怕投到那脱光美女师傅的那一点                                                                        “叮系统提示：玩家必须在三十秒内使用完成骰子的投掷。”                                                                        “提示：若是在三十秒内未投掷，将会接受反噬惩罚！”                                                                        忽然。                                                                        在我思考之际。                                                                        脑子中出现了这么个提示！                                                                        我草。                                                                        这个还限制时间的？                                                                        大爷的。                                                                        当即我是嘴角一抽。                                                                        反噬惩罚？！                                                                        看着已经走到美女殿主身边欢乐的看着我的伟大倩儿，我是抿了抿嘴，终于一甩手，用力一摇。                                                                        “唰！”                                                                        骰子开始摇动。                                                                        哗哗哗！                                                                        骰子瞬间就像旋风一样，开始飞快的动着                                                                        “1！”                                                                        我严肃的盯着骰子，心里在奢望。                                                                        让美女殿主师傅脱衣服就行了                                                                        诶。                                                                        不对啊。                                                                        她穿的那么少。                                                                        脱了                                                                        尼玛。                                                                        这不是只剩下肚兜了？                                                                        我瞬间和小伙伴惊呆了。                                                                        那选项还能有两件衣服脱？                                                                        这他妈的系统又在坑老子？两件脱了也是光了啊！                                                                        “啪！”                                                                        骰子再停了，撞在了地下。                                                                        缓缓的，速度越来越慢。                                                                        哒哒                                                                        骰子即将静止摇摇晃晃                                                                        在1这个面！                                                                        我草。                                                                        真的是1？？                                                                        脱一件衣服？                                                                        我去，这美女师傅脱了，肯定会知道是我搞鬼，然后揍我一顿                                                                        但我感觉，自己真的是犯贱。                                                                        我内心竟然默默的认为                                                                        她脱了，我宁可多看一眼也不怕挨打                                                                        好吧。                                                                        我贱笑了，那就看一眼在挨打，反正她说打不死我的                                                                        “啊阿嚏”                                                                        只是忽然。                                                                        在骰子即将停下的刹那                                                                        意外发生了                                                                        伟大的倩儿小妞打了个喷嚏，一阵微风吹来                                                                        哗。                                                                        骰子翻身了。                                                                        滴。                                                                        变成4了！                                                                        这一瞬间，我的笑脸凝固了。                                                                        伟大的倩儿师姐是扣着鼻孔，看着脸色绿起来的我，淡定的问道“小师弟，你怎么啦？”                                                                        “”                                                                        我怎么了？                                                                        我为什么那么想打她                                                                        可                                                                        好神奇。                                                                        我竟然说不出话想骂骂不动，傻眼傻不了，我身体竟然不是自己的一样。                                                                        4？                                                                        我记得这个，是脱光自己？                                                                        “磨蹭！”美女师傅给了我两个字的完美评价“快！”                                                                        好。                                                                        真的快了。                                                                        身体不受控制，我立刻伸出手，忽然就扒下了自己的衣物，更是连同我卡哇伊的纯白小内内都脱掉，以超越打飞机的速度让自己全身立即如同4的那样，立马光溜溜                                                                        唰！                                                                        **的身体呈现在了她们面前。                                                                        尤其是小丁丁。                                                                        雄伟无比。                                                                        “你是给我看什么？”                                                                        两女观察了许久，许久美女殿主是这样开口了，她脸色冰冷，面无表情。                                                                        “呀，原来是那个东西，没那么大啊，为什么能把那怪物撞死？”倩儿却是好奇的走到了我面前，打量着小丁丁。                                                                        我瞬间哭了。                                                                        谁让你看了，谁让你看了？谁他妈想给你们看了？                                                                        我....                                                                        我清白没了啊！！                                                                        三秒。                                                                        二秒。                                                                        一秒。                                                                        好了。                                                                        在我恢复了身体控制权后的第一个举动，就是立刻抱着自己衣服，两眼泪汪汪，如同被玷污清白的少女一样，看着她们“你们..你们怎么能这样！”                                                                        “来啊，把这个变态抓出阉割了！”                                                                        忽然，殿主大叫一声。                                                                        “是！”                                                                        倩儿敬了个礼。                                                                        “喂，等等，我不是变态啊！”                                                                        砰。                                                                        倩儿被我撞飞。                                                                        殿主顿时瞪大眼睛。                                                                        “这，这是什么？”她羞怒交加“你别告诉我，这是变态武士的能力！！”                                                                        “我草，是变态武士，但我不是变态，我冤枉啊，我这人怎么可能会这样，这个说来话长啊，美女师傅，你要了解我的为人才”                                                                        砰。                                                                        殿主被撞飞。                                                                        “”                                                                        “师尊！”                                                                        然而，在同时，又是一大群妹纸过来，刚巧看到这一幕。                                                                        这是师尊喊了一句来人，把我这个变态抓起来后引来的小弟子。                                                                        “是这变态！”                                                                        只是，这里竟然有一个当初我偷窥她们洗澡抓到我的妹纸。                                                                        她看到我，当即大怒“在师尊面前耍流氓，把他抓起来，阉割！”                                                                        “是！”                                                                        妹纸大军逼近。                                                                        靠！                                                                        我脸色铁青，怎么人人要阉割我？                                                                        我真的不是变态啊！                                                                        这也不是我想的啊。                                                                        这种时候，哭也哭不出来，只能让自己不被抓到。                                                                        “何必逼我？”                                                                        我咬着嘴唇，站了起来，好不忌讳小丁丁被看到“我很纯洁！”                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        “我很帅！”                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        “我是好人！”                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        “我不是变态，我不是流氓，我不是人渣，我不是贱人！”                                                                        “砰砰砰”                                                                        清场！                                                                        “我草，我是变态！”                                                                        刷！                                                                        恢复                                                                        下一秒。                                                                        连忙点开了离开页面。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我明白，如果我不快点逃跑，我肯定会被活活打死、                                                                        门派。                                                                        我真的不敢再进了。                                                                        虽然我知道不进不行。                                                                        而且，我也发誓。                                                                        美女殿主一定不会放过我的                                                                        不过我也是感谢了自己的小丁丁，他的无敌，救了我一命。                                                                        回到自己房间，落了下来，我刚准备把裤子穿上之时，我却奇迹般的发现，我身下好像压着一个人。                                                                        咦。                                                                        瞬间我就是好奇了。                                                                        怎么有人跑我房间？                                                                        不是。                                                                        这不是我房间，我是在女神家。                                                                        咦                                                                        我望了下去，我压在了女神的身上。                                                                        她面无表情的看着我抱着衣服的光溜溜身体，道“你这是在干嘛？”                                                                        “我擦，女神不要误会，我不是在耍变态，你听我解释啊！”                                                                        我连忙退开，怕女神和其他人一样误会我。                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        女神被撞飞。                                                                        “”                                                                        我真不是故意的。                                                                        之后。                                                                        之后穿好了衣服，女神脸色青红交加道“你的意思是说，你的能力，很变态，然后，你只能逃跑了？”                                                                        “大致是这个意思！”我乖巧点头。                                                                        “那你用那东西撞我，不是故意的？”女神蹙眉。                                                                        “不是！”                                                                        我指着身下“你瞧，我老实说话他就不会长了”                                                                        “”                                                                        “我看到了，你排行在我上面！”                                                                        之后，女神恢复了常态。                                                                        我点头。                                                                        “然后？”                                                                        “我物色到了新队友！”她说。                                                                        新队友？                                                                        我神色收缩了下。                                                                        “谁？”                                                                        女神没说话。                                                                        她笑了笑“在队伍，你可以当军师，我可以当打手，你觉得还缺什么？”                                                                        “缺妹纸！”                                                                        “我是说，阵容上面！”                                                                        “肯定缺妹纸！”                                                                        “我的意思是，战斗力均匀这点！”                                                                        “那也绝对是妹纸！”                                                                        “好吧，的确是妹纸！”女神嘴角一抽“我们缺个远程攻击的人”                                                                        这就对了嘛。                                                                        和我直接点多好。                                                                        我点了点头。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我们两都是近战，的确是缺队友。                                                                        像墨子那种阵容，才是真的绝配。                                                                        不过。                                                                        远程攻击？                                                                        她是在自己门派找到队友了？                                                                        沉默了下。                                                                        我想，肯定是的。                                                                        当即，也是问了“你找了谁？”                                                                        女神一笑。                                                                        “这个！”                                                                        她指着桌子上好像早写好的一张纸条，然后一翻。                                                                        “白色樱花！”