好吧。                                                                        我承认。                                                                        我这人虽然老实可爱，但却不喜欢被人欺负不是？                                                                        紧张，我知道是指紧张啊。                                                                        但他妈的不是我说的，你喷我干**！？                                                                        气不过。                                                                        当场我就差点哭给她看了                                                                        “女神你刷牙了吗？”我问。                                                                        “砰！”                                                                        她一脚把我踹在了地上，冷冷道“早晚各一次！”                                                                        “”                                                                        “你闻到臭味了？”墨子笑了。                                                                        “我又不是变态，怎么会去闻！？”我鄙夷了她一眼，嗅了嗅，其实还真的是蛮香的                                                                        拿起纸巾就擦了起来。                                                                        “找我们干嘛？”女神这样说了。                                                                        墨子不语。                                                                        她打量着女神，渐渐的露出了笑容。                                                                        “想看看你呗！”                                                                        “”女神拉起我“走！”                                                                        “等等”                                                                        墨子见此，却是扑哧一笑，笑的花枝乱颤。                                                                        “嘛嘛，这个姐姐胸部好大哦！”忽然，一个小妹妹指着墨子。                                                                        “杯吧”嘛嘛回答。                                                                        “d杯。我摸过”我回答。                                                                        “咔！”                                                                        墨子捏碎了桌子。                                                                        她脸色铁青，干笑道“算了，你们可以走了晚上进游戏世界，有特殊活动”                                                                        得。                                                                        瞧见没？                                                                        老子真机智。                                                                        一句话就惹得她直接将想说的说出来。                                                                        是觉得。                                                                        愧对女神，想给她补偿吧？                                                                        我明白。                                                                        这墨子，恐怕是真心对待女神的，按照那个想法，她就是抢走了别人的爸爸，不对，算是毁了别人家庭的人。                                                                        提供这种我们不知道的情报，倒算是一点小补偿。                                                                        但我也懂。                                                                        知道了这些事，我能以后占到墨子很多便宜了只要，拉上女神的关系。                                                                        我们撤了。                                                                        “活动会是什么活动呢？”我抿嘴。                                                                        “你这样逼她说真的好么？”女神问。                                                                        “你又不是不知道我想什么”我耸了耸肩，贱笑道“难不成你喜欢看她和你扯淡半天，露出好姐姐模样亲切的看着你说，噢，亲爱的苏青妹妹，晚上有个很不错的活动哟，人家带你一起去做怎么样呀是么？你想这样？”                                                                        女神嘴角一抽。                                                                        “回去！”她道。                                                                        “干嘛？”                                                                        “做转职任务，晚上活动战斗力低不行！”她回答。                                                                        厄。                                                                        “我不敢回家！”                                                                        我当即是哭了。                                                                        我把陈瑾萱给打晕了。                                                                        我怕在门口碰到她拿菜刀追杀我。                                                                        “..去我家！”                                                                        ...                                                                        因为苏扬经过下午的事，早早就睡着了，我们两去做啥她估计也不会发现。                                                                        “女神，你多少战斗力了？”我问。                                                                        “324，世界47。”                                                                        324？                                                                        不过。                                                                        我感觉只要是转职了，战斗力怎么都会比女神高的。                                                                        现在。                                                                        就是我将要逆天的时候了。                                                                        于是。                                                                        给了女神d号，我也是进入了门派了。                                                                        女神是玉柱洞。                                                                        她说叫我到传送童子那去天洛城，然后找车夫去乾元山。她在乾元山门口等我。                                                                        嗯。                                                                        这样欢乐的约定好后，我们消失在了这里，进入了系统中。                                                                        哗。                                                                        当我重新出现的时候，像是随机传送一样，我掉咋了一个密密麻麻的花丛中。这冰心殿附近都是花花草草，掉到这种地方也正常可，在我刚打开地图准备寻找地区时，却突然发现，地图没标记。                                                                        这不。                                                                        当即我就傻眼了。                                                                        四周是绿葱的草地，这边一大片软绵绵的草丛，而其他地区，是看不清尽头的白很安静                                                                        这。                                                                        我不会进错地方了吧？                                                                        “呼”                                                                        但。                                                                        突然，我听到了道声音。                                                                        错愕了下，我也是小心翼翼的朝着声音方向走了过去。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        可以问个路这应该不会是女人洗澡的地方了                                                                        “呼呼”                                                                        看到了，有个女孩四脚朝天在睡觉，睡姿很差。                                                                        她张嘴流着口水，发出小小的呼声。                                                                        是伟大的倩儿师姐。                                                                        这么巧？                                                                        这                                                                        我本来以为要费工夫去找，怎么直接把我传送来，这还真是系统给力？                                                                        这里是什么地方我不知道。                                                                        但这妞在这，我是可以出去了。                                                                        “喂喂”                                                                        于是我笑眯眯的凑到了这妞的身边，推了推她。                                                                        “啊嗯不要推，人家没有睡觉！”她嘤咛了一声，擦了擦口水，继续躺着。                                                                        我捏住她鼻子。                                                                        “咳呼哇”                                                                        她紧急从地下爬起来了。                                                                        这妞看到我，傻眼了下，连忙揉着惺忪睡眼“殿主姐姐，人家没有睡觉！”                                                                        “是我！”我苦笑道。                                                                        “咦”                                                                        忽然，这妞抬起了头，仔细的打量了我一遍，擦了擦口水，眨巴下眼睛，吓得连忙一退“呀，是你啊”                                                                        “倩儿师姐！”我笑道。                                                                        “啊丫的，是伟大的倩儿师姐刚刚才可没有睡觉看，我肯定不会睡觉的！！”她立刻是大惊，脸色慌乱的擦着口水“你，你怎么在这啊？”                                                                        “这是哪我也不知道啊我传送进来就是这里了！”我苦笑。                                                                        “这是冰心殿地下传送阵呀，是我偷懒不，不是，是殿主姐姐晚上休息的地方！”她严肃的盯着我“你被发现一定会被打死的！”                                                                        我去。                                                                        不带这么坑的吧？                                                                        这不。                                                                        我彻底傻眼了。                                                                        等等直接被打死？                                                                        要不我退出游戏，再重新进？                                                                        “啊，放心放心，保证她打不死你的！”伟大的倩儿也是站了起来，哼哼几声，鼓着嘴“如果你不想挨打，那就就恳求伟大的倩儿师姐，倩儿师姐带你跑！”                                                                        得。                                                                        突然进来遇到这家伙，倒是有点喜感。                                                                        地下？                                                                        我说呢。                                                                        怎么地图没有显示！                                                                        这个地方                                                                        应该不简单吧                                                                        不过现在不是我研究这个的时候                                                                        “恳求伟大的倩儿师姐，带渣渣师弟跑吧！”我可怜兮兮的道。                                                                        “哼哼哼哈哈哈哈，嘻嘻，这就对啦，对啦！”伟大的倩儿拍了拍我的肩膀，老气横秋的道“乖师弟，来，我们一起逃，不，师姐带你逃！”                                                                        “”                                                                        我怎么说为什么这样直接要帮我。                                                                        原来自己也是想跑。                                                                        估计。                                                                        进来偷懒，睡过头了，现在要撤！？                                                                        我感觉我猜对了。                                                                        这不。                                                                        这妞带着我走到一处草丛堆中，移开一片草地，道“进去，这下面有梯子，出去就到门派了！”                                                                        “狗洞？”                                                                        “呸，伟大的倩儿师姐花了几个月挖出来的呢！不去拉倒！”她怒了。                                                                        我靠。                                                                        过程是她不知道为啥，挖了这么深一个坑，结果不小心挖到这了？                                                                        我傻眼。                                                                        这不止是个逗逼，绝对还是个奇葩                                                                        于是。                                                                        果然。                                                                        安然上去，落到了一处地图有显示可以去的地方。                                                                        “哼哼哼，好了，伟大的倩儿师姐把你带出来了，你可以走啦，我去干活啦！”倩儿就准备撤。                                                                        “等等等等！”我忽然喊住了倩儿。                                                                        “怎么啦？”她扭过头，抿嘴道。                                                                        “伟大的倩儿师姐，你多少级啦？”我问。                                                                        “啊，哈哈哈哈，问这个啊，嘿嘿，你问对了，伟大的倩儿师姐，已经10级转职啦，对了，我告诉你哦，转职任务是伟大的倩儿师姐一个人过的，绝对不是殿主姐姐帮我过的哦我厉害吧？”她得意了起来。                                                                        哦。                                                                        原来是殿主帮她过的转职？                                                                        那应该很牛b的职业了？                                                                        “你帮我做个任务好不？”我贱笑起来“您瞧，您是伟大的倩儿师姐，长得漂亮可爱聪明伶俐天下无双，帮帮我完成个任务，轻而易举，又可以提高我对您伟大的形象”                                                                        “不行！”                                                                        她直接摇头了。                                                                        无视了我的拍马屁。                                                                        “为啥？”我傻眼。                                                                        “我要干活呢！”她委屈的道“今天我要打扫大殿，下午殿主姐姐就要来检查了，我什么都没做”                                                                        “我给你很多钱！”                                                                        “我不是那种人！”                                                                        “我给你很多好玩的！”                                                                        “别把我当成那种人！”                                                                        “我给你很多好吃的！”                                                                        “走吧，哼哼哼，我就是爱当偷懒不干活的人！”她笑眯眯的拉着我走了“对了，钱和好玩的都补上哦”                                                                        “”