“当初把我骗上床的就是他”她怒指我。                                                                        好的。                                                                        这句话                                                                        我能把美女骗上床，我真的佩服自己啊！                                                                        可sht，我草，老子怎么连上过她都不知道？                                                                        唰！                                                                        女神不知道从哪抓出了一把匕首                                                                        “”                                                                        我脸绿了，当即大怒，一巴掌就准备拍在桌子上，但怕挨打，直接是拍在了自己的大腿上，惨叫了一声后，吼道“我什么时候把你骗上床了，老子这辈子还没体验过女人是什么味道的呢！！太混蛋了！这不摆明着要我喜当爹吗！”                                                                        女神淡定了下来。                                                                        她看了苏扬“怎么回事？”                                                                        “他没敢上！”苏扬道“摸了几下就不敢了！”                                                                        “”                                                                        是的。                                                                        当初是因为她说自己和菊花茶喝的有点醉了，跑去我家躺着。                                                                        那时候我就大怒了，当老子傻逼，喝菊花茶会醉？于是乎，我就把她扔在我床上，准备把她给啪啪啪了。                                                                        可摸了几下，这妞羞涩了，她道“你这个混蛋，怎么能这样对我？晚上晚上你不准再靠过来了，不然你就是禽兽！”                                                                        那时我火冒三丈啊。                                                                        当老子是什么人？                                                                        禽兽？我他妈不正是禽兽吗？                                                                        于是！                                                                        我一把起身，直接拿起被条跑到沙发睡了。                                                                        “休想把我当成那种人！”                                                                        我那时候留下这么一句话。                                                                        然后                                                                        然后没了                                                                        到她嘴里就变成了骗上床！                                                                        “你甩他的？”女神问。                                                                        “哪可能啊！”苏扬指着我，气得不行“明明是星期一愚人节，他这个王八蛋和我说星期二，于是我以为是愚人节，逗他说分手，结果越逗越大然后”                                                                        是的。                                                                        这就是真相。                                                                        说完，这苏扬又是淡定的恢复了高冷的模样。                                                                        只是可惜她不该用出这种自己不适应的表情。                                                                        怎么说呢。                                                                        苏扬这女孩不错，但智商不行，心智也太差可以说，性格幼稚了点吧。                                                                        是！                                                                        的确，分手的是这样分的，但实际情况她没说。                                                                        她在装！                                                                        可了解她的人，一瞬间就能戳破她了。                                                                        她的性格，属于那种看起来很温和，而且不容易生气，对人也唯有冷漠以及友好两种态度。但刚才，她却表达出了自己的怒气，很不正常。相反，这种话题，以她的性子，表现的冷漠点才对的。                                                                        我明白她的目的是想让骗女神让她不要介意我们这些事                                                                        可她以为瞒得过女神？                                                                        开玩笑！                                                                        女神把她卖了这女人估计还在给她数钱都不知道。                                                                        但。                                                                        难言之隐，这对我和苏扬两人都是不能说的，女神看了看我，再看了看苏扬，无奈的摇了摇头。                                                                        好了，女神理解她的苦衷                                                                        看这态度，她不打算追究了。                                                                        “叮系统提示：玩家被随机扫描分配，开启主线任务，是否选择接受任务！？”                                                                        但突然，在我刚松了口气，准备笑赞之时                                                                        叮的一声，任务在我脑袋响起了。                                                                        我错愕了下。                                                                        “怎么？”女神似乎注意到了我不对劲。                                                                        “苏扬，你离开下！”我看着苏扬。                                                                        见我喊她离开，这妞是蹙眉了。                                                                        旋即沉默了下，接着表情很不悦的走了。                                                                        还好。                                                                        这妞是分得清情况的。                                                                        但也正常，她也明白自己是时候走了，这目的都达到了嘛                                                                        “系统扫描主线任务，怎么回事？”见人离开，我连忙看向女神。                                                                        “你接过主线任务吧？”见我这么问，女神笑了。                                                                        “嗯！”                                                                        “那就是了，接受的时候系统会帮你扫描随机玩家，现在扫描到你了，看你接受不接受了，接了等于也就是做一次主线任务而已！”女神耸肩“不过敢主动发任务的，除了些白痴剩下的就是自认为有实力的强者了。”                                                                        是这样啊。                                                                        看来女神还是有经验的恐怕也做了几次。                                                                        不过嘛。                                                                        我的确是白痴过了一次。                                                                        当初拿到系统，找了赵天峰，差点被杀了，对着主线任务就有着不小的担忧，我怕万一又碰到赵天峰那种变态，我岂不是要死？而且现实世界和虚拟世界不同，人家可是可以买手枪的啊！                                                                        这也是我昨天陪着林瑶两女人去游泳也不想去做主线任务的缘故。                                                                        “接！”                                                                        但我点头了。                                                                        但这种事情总不能不面对。                                                                        毕竟我也要升级，冲10级。达到10级，追上了女神这样的战斗力我才能勉强有点安心。前面级别拉大了，装备的差距就是致命的啊。                                                                        “叮玩家接受主线任务，开始开展第二条主线！”                                                                        “叮任务启动！”                                                                        “叮玩家被扫描完毕与发出主线任务玩家开始匹配”                                                                        “叮匹配完成。系统将在今日晚七点通知玩家任务内容与敌方资料，请玩家做好充分准备。                                                                        提示：玩家目前综合战斗力与匹配敌方玩家胜率为%80，死亡率为%70。警告：请玩家先提高自身警惕性！”                                                                        接了。                                                                        可                                                                        胜率%80，死亡率却%70?                                                                        我草。妈的。                                                                        这不是开玩笑吗？                                                                        老子不是稳赢的胜率？还会死？                                                                        “如何？”女神又看出了我的变化。                                                                        “胜率高，死亡率也同样高！”我蹙眉。                                                                        “还会出现这种情况？”女人有点吃惊。                                                                        是啊。                                                                        女神看来也没接受过。                                                                        我嘛。                                                                        宁可胜率低，也不愿意死亡率高。                                                                        我怕死！                                                                        真的怕死！                                                                        可--                                                                        内心怕死行，表面却不能恐惧死亡。否则，往往在关键时刻，恐惧战胜了自己的内心，那可真的完了。                                                                        系统是警告我提高警惕吗？                                                                        按这个来看。                                                                        对手应该是个容易让我没有防备的人系统给的提示分析，那我得多关注些小孩女人和老人了，毕竟也就这些人，才能让我没警惕。                                                                        当然。                                                                        也说不定，我现在得警惕任何靠近我的人。                                                                        不过女人。                                                                        我看向了女神                                                                        啧啧。                                                                        如果是女神这种大美女，我也不忍心下手呢，怎么也要先猥琐一遍再杀了啊，不然多对不起我自己！？                                                                        “叮日常任务启动，玩家必须在五分钟内猥琐女神一遍。任务失败玩家将不再拥有性能力！”                                                                        但。                                                                        好的。                                                                        我忽然很机智的发现了一件事--只奥我在想猥琐的事情或者说出猥琐的事情，领取这种任务时，系统就会恰当的给我一个任务。                                                                        呵呵呵呵                                                                        我惨笑了起来。                                                                        这个任务不是捏着咪咪扭屁股了，今天领的任务级别是比第一次领的高一个层次。所以了，做的事情会很出格，得到的惩罚，更出格                                                                        “苏青”我苦笑。                                                                        “怎么？”                                                                        “你的日常任务是什么？”                                                                        “我？没什么啊，扶老奶奶过马路，照顾弟弟妹妹，打流氓地痞这些的”她道“日常任务是按照人的性格分配，惩罚也是！”                                                                        “”                                                                        我好羡慕她。                                                                        “你怎么了？”见我哭了，女神有点错愕。                                                                        “你记得我今天在菜市场做的变态事吗？”                                                                        “是任务？”她惊恐，不自觉的把身体偏离了我远一点。                                                                        “是惩罚！”                                                                        我握紧了拳头“我的任务都是些禽兽不如的事，当然，你绝对要相信我不是个禽兽不如的人”                                                                        “很抱歉，我不能把你当成一个人！”女神无奈的摇头。                                                                        “”                                                                        我嘴角一抽，好吧，还是直接说“我”                                                                        “接到任务了？”                                                                        “是的！”                                                                        “内容？”                                                                        “五分钟内把你猥亵一遍不然，不然消失所有性能力！”我垂泪欲滴的看着她。                                                                        女神抿了抿嘴。                                                                        她静静的看着我了一眼。                                                                        接着她无奈的摇了摇头，似乎是在怜悯我，又似乎愿意帮我一样，看的我心中又燃起了些许莫名的曙光                                                                        但。                                                                        哗！                                                                        瞬间后，她立刻变出自己的蓝色长剑，怒指我“变态，再过来我就砍了你！”