她就这样静静望着我。                                                                        她那副我做出这种动作显得很理所当然，当做看好戏的模样实在是让我差点没气的一口把她大姨妈给吐出来。                                                                        是的。                                                                        我他妈的冤枉啊。                                                                        难道都没联想到系统的缘故？                                                                        好了。                                                                        之后三分钟结束了。                                                                        “妈的，拍完都给老子滚！”                                                                        我穿上衣服大怒的吼道。                                                                        我打赌。                                                                        这件事会成为我人生中的巨大污点之一。这个系统它已经严重摧残了我的心灵。当我发觉自己还没打算死时，同样也深深的明白了一点...我能活下去，是鼓起了多大的勇气。                                                                        大爷的。                                                                        换个人估计都要跳楼自杀了。                                                                        不对。                                                                        还要排队，买巴西队的球迷估计现在还在跳呢！                                                                        “欧尼酱，恢复啦？”林瑶笑呵呵的道。                                                                        我面无表情。                                                                        我没立刻把她打死已经是尽了一个哥哥的责任了。                                                                        “你回家，逗逼萱，跟我走！”                                                                        我立刻拉起了逗逼萱。                                                                        “欧尼酱，你不要我了？”林瑶震惊了。                                                                        “我肚子里的孩子怎么办？”                                                                        她声音大了起来。                                                                        “你当初的花言巧语都是骗我的？”                                                                        “你走了我怎么办？”                                                                        “你走了谁照顾你？你能吃的好住的好穿的好吗？”                                                                        这妞差点没哭的梨花带雨，一脸委屈。                                                                        “亲爱的...我不怕你抛弃我，我是怕你自己一个人的时候照顾不了自己...诶，算了，你走吧，不用管我了！”                                                                        她最终这样道。                                                                        好了。                                                                        她声音好棒，演技好赞，我在考虑以后要不要把她送入演艺圈？                                                                        所以了，这精湛了戏份吸引了更多人的注意了。                                                                        “唉，怎么有那种人渣！？”                                                                        “这女孩才几岁，肚子里都有孩子了。真是禽兽！”                                                                        “妈的，好白菜都被猪拱了..”                                                                        ..                                                                        这就是她该得到的观众赞同。                                                                        是的。                                                                        都信了..                                                                        我知道。                                                                        这妞不开心了想整我，一万个理由都有。                                                                        奈何我脸皮厚，我忍得住。                                                                        只是...                                                                        “草，老子也想走啊，你抓着我干嘛？”我对林瑶怒道。                                                                        “王八蛋！”                                                                        一个瘦不拉几的**丝走了上来，手中抓着一块砖头，恶狠狠的道“小子，立刻道歉...美女，不必担心，这种人渣世界多的是...如果无处可去，你来找我好了！”                                                                        砰！                                                                        我一脚直接把他踹在了地上。                                                                        擦。                                                                        欠打。                                                                        一般英雄救美只有老子抢别人妹纸的份，还没见过敢抢老子妹纸的！                                                                        是的。                                                                        我这么粗暴的行事，一旁人没人敢靠近了。                                                                        这大天朝，最不缺的就是欺软怕硬的家伙...                                                                        “好了，带上你妹吧！”陈瑾萱道。                                                                        “你丫的给我闭嘴！”我瞪着她“都是你害的这些！”                                                                        “”                                                                        逗逼萱抿了抿嘴，这件事她自知是犯错了。                                                                        恐怕。                                                                        现在她应该也联想到我以前做的那些变态事的缘故了对我的误会大概能一瞬间解除不少。这也是我敢得瑟下的缘故！                                                                        “鬼知道你是这种任务，这种恶心的惩罚！”她道。                                                                        得。                                                                        无视了这些。                                                                        我只能拉着林瑶一起了。                                                                        现在只是伪装，等等我要是真的扔下了，指不定给我做出什么丧心病狂的事情来！                                                                        “嘻嘻，欧尼酱，我们去哪啊！？”林瑶眨巴着眼睛看着我。                                                                        “去女神家！”我道。                                                                        嗯。                                                                        看到女神了。                                                                        所以了，刚好去她家做客。                                                                        虽然那妞已经提前走掉了，但她上次和我报过地址，我还是清楚的知道她家的位置。而且离这里也不远。                                                                        这陈瑾萱。                                                                        是玩家。                                                                        我虽然是有点好奇现在玩家为什么那么多，但带她去见下女神也好，别的先不说，到时候不小心碰到了把逗逼萱宰了怎么办？                                                                        “女神？”                                                                        林瑶和陈瑾萱相互一觑。                                                                        走了没多久，到了。                                                                        是一间不大的普通小房子。                                                                        这种房子在这个地区倒是显得很少见，毕竟这附近都是比较豪华的小区还有楼层建筑之类，都是属于小康生活以上的人居住。                                                                        “欧尼酱？？”林瑶拉了拉我  “这里闹鬼？带我们来抓鬼的？”                                                                        这妞从小娇生惯养，自然是没来过这些地方。                                                                        这幻想力值得称赞。                                                                        “你见过抓鬼带水果和营养品的吗？？”我没好气提起手中的袋子道。                                                                        分析的出。                                                                        这女神要挂之时叫我照顾下她家人，这应该不止一个两个。而且她家境还真的不怎么样，自己都亲自出去买菜了，家里剩下的恐怕都是老人和孩子。                                                                        买点水果和吃的给这些，赚点好感。                                                                        是的。                                                                        有时候多分析，脑子聪明，好处不少。                                                                        表现好说不定直接认我当女婿了嘿嘿！                                                                        “敲门！”                                                                        我仰首。                                                                        其实。                                                                        我也在想。                                                                        这墨子，明显和女神有关。                                                                        但。                                                                        这是什么关系？                                                                        女神家明显不是大富大贵，和墨子那种土豪般的气质完全不可能有啥特别的关联吧？                                                                        算了。                                                                        这些暂时不想了。                                                                        泡女神去。                                                                        “来了来了！”                                                                        里面传来了声音。                                                                        门打开。                                                                        是个五六十岁看起来很苍老的大妈，她脸上的皱纹很多，手中也很粗糙。直接就能判定是劳苦的家庭妇女型的                                                                        而里面。                                                                        光线不是很亮，有一个小院子，里面才是另一个房间。                                                                        “你们是？”                                                                        “哦，阿姨你好，我是女神不是，我是苏青的同学，路过这里，看看她的！”我露出友好的笑容，尽量让自己保持的完美，给老人增加好印象。                                                                        我打赌。                                                                        这是未来岳母。                                                                        “哦？小青的朋友？”她有点吃惊，看了我们一眼就笑“来来来，请进请进”                                                                        把我们拉进去，就道“小青正在里面陪着她妹妹呢，不好意思家里也比较小，不要见怪啊”                                                                        “没事没事！”我笑着将手中的东西递上去“阿姨，这是一点礼物”                                                                        是的。                                                                        后面就是中华人民的良好传统。                                                                        你一推，我一推，最终脸皮厚的推赢了，她笑着收了。                                                                        分析更多了。                                                                        这是单亲家庭。                                                                        苏青有妹妹，这是她老妈。她老妈人不错应该不会拒绝我做女婿的。                                                                        “欧尼酱苏青是谁啊？”林瑶拉了拉我。                                                                        “你不要说话就是！”我瞥了她一眼。                                                                        就是觉得麻烦才懒得带的。                                                                        至于逗逼萱。                                                                        她没说话，我想她猜的到，我特意带她来，是和游戏有关的。                                                                        “小青，你朋友来看你了！”未来岳母喊了一句，而后拍了拍我肩膀“你们聊，我去做饭，你们午饭还没吃吧？刚买了菜，一起吃，不要走啊！”                                                                        忒客气了。                                                                        打死我都不会走啊。                                                                        “我的朋友？是谁啊妈？”                                                                        女神从里面走过来了。                                                                        她抱着一个三四岁的小姑娘。                                                                        “哎哟，妹妹真漂亮！”我在她错愕下，立刻凑了过去，不要脸看着她妹道“比我妹妹漂亮多了！”                                                                        林瑶生气了。                                                                        是的。                                                                        她在后面跺脚。                                                                        “你来我家做什么？”女神面无表情的看着我。                                                                        “提亲！”                                                                        “拒绝。”                                                                        “开玩笑的嘛看看你呗！”我贱笑的捏了捏她妹妹。                                                                        “叫姐夫！”我笑着拿出糖“给你糖吃！”                                                                        “姐夫”                                                                        小屁孩欢乐的从我手中拿走的奖品。                                                                        “现在的社会真的是道德败坏啊，只有小孩讲实话！”我叹气。                                                                        女神不语。                                                                        眼中看着我，似乎是在说我才是道德败坏只会忽悠小孩。                                                                        她又道“你带着两个女人一起来是想干嘛？”                                                                        “一个是玩家，一个是我”                                                                        “你好啊，我是他女朋友，听他说路过来看一个只能算是很普通的朋友，我就来瞧瞧了，呵呵，你真漂亮！”林瑶凑了上来。                                                                        “”                                                                        智商不行。                                                                        我痛苦的一摇头。                                                                        这妮子给我丢人呢？                                                                        “哦！”女神一个字抨击的她体无完肤。                                                                        “说清楚我是他女朋友！”                                                                        “哦”                                                                        打击的林瑶想吐血。                                                                        “她是我妹！”我面无表情道。                                                                        “看得出来！”她点头。                                                                        是的。                                                                        第一场交锋，林瑶完败。                                                                        “姐姐，是谁啊？”忽然，又有一道声音。                                                                        得。                                                                        两妹妹？                                                                        不过在我看到那道声音的主人时，傻眼了