是的。                                                                        我先饱了眼福！                                                                        ?b??d?                                                                        我草！比这些更大                                                                        噗                                                                        鼻血喷了                                                                        他妈的墨子还是女的？                                                                        这么大的她怎么用西装压住的？这还是她最自傲的地方？                                                                        天啊！                                                                        一瞬间。                                                                        我千百思绪交错，最后和自己的小伙伴，嗯，身下的那个伙伴一同傻在了原地！                                                                        但旋即。                                                                        墨子恢复了正常。                                                                        她冷静了下来，眼神充满了无尽的冰冷，看着我，那杀气沸腾的模样已经是直接把我给吓尿了，我敢打赌，我在她扣上衣服的几秒内不跑，我绝对会被她用冲锋枪扫射死在原地！                                                                        “该死”                                                                        她终于说话了。                                                                        声音很柔                                                                        可                                                                        我柔关我毛事啊，这女人是想要我小命的。                                                                        “什么技能？”然而，在我刚准备点下随机转移卡时，墨子问我了。                                                                        技能？                                                                        问我的戒指？？                                                                        这妞还对这个戒指有兴趣？                                                                        不过                                                                        也好，再拖延点时间也没问题。                                                                        “名称：48k超钻石黑金亮瞎眼大戒！”                                                                        “战斗力：1”                                                                        “效果：玩家每次出击时都会发生意想不到的效果！”                                                                        我把戒指属性发给她看了。                                                                        不过，她突然笑了起来，显得有点古怪                                                                        咦，这女人干嘛要笑？                                                                        “这戒指不错，我喜欢！”她这样说。                                                                        “要不我拿给你当求婚戒指？”我立贱笑的对着她挑了挑眉毛，有了随机卡我也有底气，也是叹气道“但可惜就算给你，你也用不了的这是绑定的”                                                                        墨子不语了，无视了我的调戏。                                                                        她静静的看着我，而后扬起嘴角“你对我使用了这戒指，你觉得你还能活着么？再者说了，这杀死你，还有几率打掉你身上的装备的”                                                                        我靠。                                                                        果然。                                                                        这家伙学的肯定也是杀人防身术。                                                                        我神色更警惕了。只要她一有举动，我就立刻点下去随机转移卡。                                                                        “我有卡片，可以掠夺任何武器为己用。你把戒指扔给我，我饶你一命！”她这样说。                                                                        其实我看不到墨子的脸。                                                                        但光凭这身材，这声音，她绝对不是因为丑才遮住自己脸蛋的，这种女人一看就是个顶级大美女之类的                                                                        但。                                                                        我是不可能把这戒指给她。                                                                        再者说了。                                                                        她当我傻逼啊！？                                                                        “墨子，我智商是排行榜的。不要以为我好骗！”我冷笑“当老虎对你说砍断自己双腿给他吞噬时，你敢保证老虎不打算吃了你这个跑不动的大肥肉吗？”                                                                        “我从不骗人！”她道。                                                                        “老爸说，宁可相信世界有鬼，也不相信女人的嘴！”我道。                                                                        她眼神不好看了。                                                                        她看着我，忽然伸出手，又变出一把长刀，紫黑色的，看起来颇为渗人。                                                                        “那杀了你好了！”她说。                                                                        尼玛。                                                                        玩真的？                                                                        不过。                                                                        没手枪了？                                                                        “你武器怎么那么奇怪？军火库？”我问。                                                                        “这个你就不需要知道了，戒指不给我，我就把你杀了。想活下，就把戒指拿过来！”她道。                                                                        好的。                                                                        看到宝物，谁都想要。                                                                        可惜。                                                                        现在拖延的时间够了，我是该给她彻底的否定了。                                                                        “我就不给，你想咋滴？你咬我撒！”我继续犯贱了。                                                                        不知道为什么。                                                                        在自己觉得可以逃离危险之时，我总会不自觉的犯贱。                                                                        陈瑾萱那次也是如此。                                                                        “你”她眼神更沉了。                                                                        “啦啦啦啦，我左三右三圈脖子扭扭屁股扭扭，你想把我怎么滴？”                                                                        哗！                                                                        她杀气再度翻滚了起来，脚步速度很快，抓着武器，瞬间就冲到了我面前，准备把我劈死。                                                                        唉。                                                                        我就说嘛。女人都是胸大无脑的。                                                                        这女人战斗力就算厉害，但智商绝对不咋滴。我这么大胆敢对她得瑟，这不是代表我足够的把握逃跑吗？                                                                        “老子有随机转移卡，老子怕你？”我对着她比了个中指，得意的一点随机卡。                                                                        “叮玩家是否确定使用随机转移卡！？可转移到支线的任何角落！”                                                                        “确定！”                                                                        好了。                                                                        和墨子装b了一下，这种感觉实在是太美妙了。                                                                        于是乎。                                                                        唰！                                                                        移动。                                                                        但俗话说的。                                                                        不作死就不会死！                                                                        是的。                                                                        在我作死的情况下，我肯定会死。                                                                        哗！                                                                        只见我消失在原地，当我再度出现之时好的，我只是消失在原地几米外。                                                                        很好。                                                                        随机转移卡，让我移动了几米。                                                                        之后。                                                                        之后我哭了。                                                                        妈的他妈的，坑爹也不要这么坑人吧？                                                                        这不。                                                                        面前这妞笑了起来。                                                                        笑的很是玩味。                                                                        “继续啊！”她说。                                                                        “”我额头流出冷汗了，妈妈咪的，作死了。连忙就是羞涩的笑了起来“亲爱的，人家是和你开玩笑的嘛”                                                                        她也笑。                                                                        她笑的很爽，接着玩味的道“很可惜，在我面前得瑟的人，我还都没让她活下去”                                                                        “”                                                                        内流满面啊。                                                                        “草，你别逼老子放大招!”我怒了。                                                                        “你这种性格的，放大招，估计也是跑吧？”她笑。                                                                        “”被拆穿的好彻底。                                                                        我遁。                                                                        唰。                                                                        我立刻跑了，自然，后面的墨子也追了上来。                                                                        说真的。                                                                        有时候我恨不得把这个系统都给砸了。                                                                        老子逃跑一次我容易么我？我就有逃跑时和别人犯逗的想法不行吗？我就是犯贱不可以吗？为什么这么欺负人？俗话说是可忍孰不可忍啊                                                                        太过分了！                                                                        下次再这样，老子老子哭给他看。                                                                        “别跑！”                                                                        “你有种别追!”                                                                        “混蛋！”我惹怒她了，这女人冷笑的又换了武器，哗的一下，一把k47出来了。                                                                        咔。                                                                        我如同石头一样，石化在了原地。                                                                        “跑啊？”墨子笑着走了过来“你怎么不跑了？”                                                                        “”                                                                        太不要脸了！                                                                        太欺负人了！                                                                        我嘴角一咧，想哭了                                                                        我敢跑吗？                                                                        我跑的再快，那点距离我跑得过k47吗？                                                                        “啧啧”这墨子似乎也被我挑逗的欢乐起来，她笑呵呵的走到了我的前面，捏了捏我的脸“我说，你长得还不错为什么这么犯贱作死呢？”                                                                        “呵呵呵我开玩笑的嘛！”                                                                        “说实话，我开始还真的有饶过你的想法，可你激怒我了”                                                                        我他妈的要是知道会激怒你还会转移不成功，老子打死也不敢这么做啊。                                                                        “你想怎么死？”她问。                                                                        “不死可以吗？？”                                                                        “被手枪打死，被刀子砍死，你选一个！”她这样道。                                                                        好吧。                                                                        她是真的想杀我。                                                                        除了戒指，我也是一个经验库啊！                                                                        这时候我也连忙收回了逗逼模式了。                                                                        该思考办法。                                                                        本来的逃命方法失败了，也就只有等苏青变身10级来救我，但这个是不稳定因素，我从来都不大将自己的一切托付在别人身上，可现在也没辙了。                                                                        所以。                                                                        拼了。                                                                        前方有块大石头，我如果在五秒内跑到那石头后面，我就可以挡住一波枪袭，但如果我跑不到，还会中弹，说不定还会当场死亡，来不及使用治疗系统。                                                                        毕竟。                                                                        有治疗系统才是我现在的依靠。                                                                        躲开了，我到时候自然可以在磨点时间，等苏青了。                                                                        赌吧！                                                                        我也是浑身冷汗直流。                                                                        “我想”                                                                        我知道让女人瞬间傻眼的办法只有那几个，只能无耻的使用一个了。                                                                        “我想你大爷”                                                                        哗。                                                                        我在她猝不及防的情况下曲下身体，立刻冲到她面前，一把就抓住了她胸口，想让她产生女人那种羞涩错愕的几秒反应不过来。                                                                        但我又作死了。                                                                        是的。                                                                        摸到了，可这太大了，我手臂没绕过去，撞在了她身上                                                                        结果。                                                                        一个失误，被她条件性反射的用手枪砸在了地上，被用力的踩住胸口。                                                                        “我决定了，把你乱枪打死！”她眼神极为冰冷。                                                                        我靠                                                                        这妈的。                                                                        我是完全哭不出来了，我一直好奇为什么孔子说女人的胸部是最可怕的利器？                                                                        现在我明白了                                                                        但。                                                                        好的。                                                                        是在我绝望之际，我看到救星了